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the devil

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Well, ya know, I'm the devil. I live in hell. Most people are afraid of me but I'm really a big teddy bear. Sure I'm into hell and demons and soul owning but I also love short stories, horseback riding and water colors. I'm just misunderstood.

My Interests

Polo, torturing, fire, hot devil babes, chess, gouging out eyes and Clifford the Big Red Dog. Damn that dog is cute!

I'd like to meet:

I don't really get out much so I'm interested in meeting new people. Also, I see this as business venture. Humans tend to want things and I can give them those things. As long as I receive their soul in return for all of eternity.

Music:

I really enjoy listening to people scream but I also love Black Sabbath, Type O Negative, Cryptkeeper Five, AC/DC, Sepultura, Slayer and Enya.

Movies:

The Devil's Advocate is my favorite movie but I really feel that they could have picked a more attractive character to play my role. Also, I enjoyed Daddy Daycare! Who says Eddie Murphy doesn't have it anymore?!

Television:

Television rots the brain. Tsk Tsk!

Books:

Edgar Allen Poe

Heroes:

I'd like to think of myself as a hero. Well, maybe I'm more of a villian. Oh well, I'm my favorite devil.