I thought of you |
Today, while masturbating.Yes, you. It's true. You, the person reading this right now.I was thinking of YOU.And, it was magical.I'll be thinking of you again. Probably a few times a day.I hope that...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 19:17:00 GMT |
Sometimes... |
people ask me, "are you Steve Burns?"And, I tell them to "piss off."
Posted by on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 17:59:00 GMT |
EXHILIRATION!!! |
Today, while in the public men's room at work, I noticed myself in the mirror.
I saw something new had grown.
And, it was ripe.
Wiping off the slickness around the site, I prepared, verrrryyy...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 17:05:00 GMT |
It's nearly complete... |
On Monday, I brought an old quilt into work.
It's a nice enough quilt, one I've had for a very long time, marked with stains from my youth that never entirely came out.
But, by this evening, I'l...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jan 2005 11:01:00 GMT |
Hmmmmm... |
I don't remember eating corn recently.
But there it was.
I thought about this for most of the day.
And, I tried to explain it to my colleagues.
They didn't want to talk about it.
And sa...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Dec 2004 15:10:00 GMT |
Sometimes... |
masturbation makes me sad.
Posted by on Tue, 07 Dec 2004 21:17:00 GMT |
Today was fun. |
I didn't wear undies.
The end.
Posted by on Fri, 24 Sep 2004 17:17:00 GMT |
Goddamit! |
For fuck's sake, who the hell has the time to put movies, music and fancy encoded bullshit on these pages?
I'm just clicking around looking for pictures of boobies...
Then, some boy band starts s...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Sep 2004 17:56:00 GMT |
I tried, but it didn't work... |
Today, I tried to add myself as my own friend. Because I figured, "I would be my friend." I really just wanted to post a comment about myself and how great I think I am. Cuz I thought, "He'd really...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Aug 2004 19:43:00 GMT |
