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ALEXANATOR!!!!!!! {Done}

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hi...I'm the Alexanator. People like me don't grow on trees...because we come from the uterus. Don't judge me. I probably love you a lot. And you probably love me a lot. That's because I'm amazing. Yeah. So I like parrots, The Office, and Taylor Hicks. I am the shallowest deepest person you'll ever meet. I'm losing weight...so like I'll be skinny soon....at least I hope so. I love rainbows, BUT I'm not gay....that's right....don't let the gays steal my rainbows away...BECAUSE I'll steal it right back ho! Be my friend. I need more. Drama sucks. I hate the stereotype of being a clishe, angsty teenager...except well....I am. I'm also a huge hypocrit, but ALWAYS out of the best intentions. This I promise you. I don't like people easily. It's gross. But, infortunately, I am still human. I would LOVE to have an operation that takes out my emotions and feelings. Happiness would be easier to come by, or possibly non-existant. I don't know. I hardly ever know what I'm talking about, yet my words are a lot of times strangly wise...hmmm...whatever...It's my hot body, and I do what I want :D! I'm done talking because...ummm...I'm bringing sexy back because Justin carelessly demolished and completely deteriorated all that is sexy. How I do apologize.Act of GodLol(lick or lube)ExpedientlyXenophobicAnal probe Myspace Backgrounds

My Interests

Brown Chicken Brown cow.I love my friends a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't even know... ALSO...the computer....IT PUTS REALITY TO REST!!!!!Down with Dickbait :D

I'd like to meet:

Well I've already met Taylor Hicks....I wanna meet the people from The Office...and you...because if your on my myspace you're probably a stalker and I should kick your ass. :D Jesus loves you.

Music:

Taylor Hicks, random trippy songs, techno, amazing music, veggie tales...it makes me rather happy

Movies:

I like movies like Child's Play (the Chuckie movies), Titanic, any comedy,Superbad, Austin Powers, Beavis and Butt-head Do America...SOME romances...yeah...that's right...take it like a man...

Television:

I like The Office (the best TV show ever), Roseanne, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Beavis and Butt-head, Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats, Spongebob, South Park, any 90's Nick is amazing, other worthless shows...

Books:

Heart Full of Soul by Taylor Hicks! It's out now so go buy it...IT'S AMAZING! And of course Goosebumps...Slappy owns your soul...but books...well...I don't need to get any more ideas...

Heroes:

Jesus is of course my number one hero, but for the human forms-Taylor Hicks, Brian Gallagher, Loren Gold, Bill Will, Felix, John krasinski, Steve Carell, Jenna Fisher, and pretty much everybody else from The Office! My parents kick the ass fo sho! For my friends well...here's how this bitch breaks down to: The roaming gnome(Of death): How could I forget this studly, hot piece of work.His eyes lure me into a seductive trance. But don't be fooled by his sincere composure. This gnome can be one bad cookie.When he isn't riding the ranges, he and Obama make one devilish alliance.

My Blog

The Chain...

All the love, misunderstandings, heart-break, worry, happiness, and all emotion/feelings involved in my life is one big chain. That chain...well....is now a  tangled loop. Once a tangled loop is ...
Posted by ALEXANATOR!!!!!!! {Done} on Thu, 15 May 2008 02:42:00 PST

Hurt

Alexa Corinne HurtAlexa Feels HurtAlexa Inevitably HurtAlexa Always HurtAlexa Knows HurtAlexa Experiences HurtAlexa Defines HurtAlexa Sees HurtAlexa Is Hurt...
Posted by ALEXANATOR!!!!!!! {Done} on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:55:00 PST

Before I have to go to band...

Hey hey hey....What's going on y'all?  I LOVE YOU!!!  I haven't got a lot of sleep lately...hmmm....but hey...what are ya gonna do?  Anyway, I'm feeling  pretty awkward right now f...
Posted by ALEXANATOR!!!!!!! {Done} on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 06:28:00 PST

Well It’s Aboot time.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!  I have a few things to talk about.  Many actually. 1.  Follow Hanna’s new rules dumbfucks.  All of you!!!&nb...
Posted by ALEXANATOR!!!!!!! {Done} on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 06:33:00 PST

DESPERATEEEEEEE

well..hey....i am pathetic...but hey...this song represents what i feel right now...*angst*   Dear, I fear we're facing a problemyou love me no longer, I knowand maybe there is nothingthat I can ...
Posted by ALEXANATOR!!!!!!! {Done} on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:19:00 PST

Valentine’s day

Not to be emo/lonely fat bitchy, but Valentine's day is horrible and completely unneccessary.  Here's why: 1.  Couples have their birthdays, anniversaries, and shit to celebrate their love f...
Posted by ALEXANATOR!!!!!!! {Done} on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:36:00 PST

The F*** Miser Song!

Misses Fuck miser....   im misses silk sheets im misses sex im misses b***** lover im misses 106 they call me fuck miser whatever i touch starts to orgasim in my clu...
Posted by ALEXANATOR!!!!!!! {Done} on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:20:00 PST

My many non-sexual wives...

Okay so just like Hanna, I have wives....and me being so original, I'm going to post them too...I'm not a lesbian though...sex with women is gross...no offense lesbians....lesbians are fun.....  ...
Posted by ALEXANATOR!!!!!!! {Done} on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:01:00 PST

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Book Burning In the year of 1933, the Nazi party said that any book, "which acts subversively on our future or strikes at the root of German thought, the German home and the driving forces of our pe...
Posted by ALEXANATOR!!!!!!! {Done} on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:37:00 PST

Damn I haven't posted for a long time!

Hey y'all.....I'm gonna start summer P.E. soon......EWWW!!!  But I am not even gonnna start stressing about that...remember my blog about moet my cat...well....he loves me, and I still love him w...
Posted by ALEXANATOR!!!!!!! {Done} on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:35:00 PST