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WHITE CHOCOLATE

ROMO aka WHITE CHOCOLATE... THE ONLY CAUCASIAN COMEDIAN ON BET'S COMIC VIEW(7) SEASONS...CLEAN/HIP-H

About Me

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WHY CANT THEY LET A BROTHA' BE........EVERY FIRST FRIDAY OF THE MONTH AT THE PANTHER CITY COFFEE HOUSE, PETER WOLFES CHRISTIAN COMEDY SHOW.... DONT MISS IT !!!...FIND YOUR FUNNY PEOPLE.....THATS ALL I ASK FROM YOU !!... ALL I KNOW IS THAT, THAT BROTHER FOUND OUT WHAT THEY MEANT BY "ACHY-BREAKY" THIS IS BEFORE THE GUITAR INCIDENT... "CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG

My Interests

...SOMETHINGS ARE JUST FUNNY TO ME... FIND YOUR OWN FUNNY IN LIFE !!FAMOUS.... FAME IS WHAT I HOPE TO ATTAIN IN LIFE !!!MY DAUGHTER IS ALREADY A WINNER.. FRESHMEN TEAM STARTER @ MARTIN HIGH SCHOOL VOLLEYBALL TEAM BABY... SHE IS THE DEFENSIVE SPECIALIST. I GUESS BECAUSE I AM THE "OFFENSIVE SPECIALIST" ON THE MIC !!.. MAKES SENSE TO ME.THIS IS MY DAUGHTER ALLYSSA NOELLE MOORE... SHE IS THE COOLEST KID IN THE WORLD, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE HER !! SO, JUST KNOW THAT IN LIFE I WILL ALWAYS BE WATCHING HER AND PROTECTING HER.. SO LIL' HOMIEZ. BACK AWAY NOW !!!......................................................... ......................................................MY DAUGHTER IS SOOOOO GORGEOUS.... OF COURSE SHE GETS THAT FROM HER DAD'S SIDE OF THE FAMILY.. IM SERIOUS, SHE DOES !!!......................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ .................................I LIKE MOST THINGS IN LIFE.. I AM REALLY EASY TO GET TO KNOW AND UNDERSTAND. SO DONT BE AFRAID OF ME, JUST EXTEND YOUR HAND OUT TO ME. AND WE WILL BE FRIENDS, UNLESS OF COURSE I BITE IT OFF !! BUT, THAT RARELY EVER HAPPENS ANYMORE. ESPECIALLY AFTER THE COURT CASE !! ............................................................ .................................................HOTT WOMEN...UNHOTT WOMEN...WOMEN IN GENERAL...WOMEN GENERALS !! STAND-UP COMEDY...DALLAS MAVERICKS BASKETBALL.. DALLAS COWBOYS FOOTBALL... MY DAUGHTERS LIFE !!! COOKING...EATING...DANCIN NUDE IN THE DARK(really,really dark)TRAVELING OVERSEAS... I AM ALSO LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE THAT WANTS TO SHARE THEIR LIFE WITH ME.. AND HELP ME TIE MY SHOES WHEN I GET TOO OLD TO BEND AT THE KNEES, WHICH I BELIEVE IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. I HAVE A GREAT INTEREST FOR THE ORIENT AND ALL THINGS ASIAN AND FOREIGN, THIS INCLUDES THE WOMEN FROM ABROAD... I ALSO LIKE TO FIND SOMEONE THATS INTO PHOTOGRAPHY ... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ...........................................................C HRISTIAN COMEDY ! JESUS SAID LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR YOUR SOUL. I MUST BE DOING SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE... USING THE GOD GIVEN TALENTS THAT I WAS BLESSED WITH. AMEN!ALL I KNOW IS THAT COMEDY HAS BEEN GREAT TO ME SO FAR. I AM THE ONLY CAUCASIAN COMEDIAN TO HAVE APPEARED ON BET'S COMIC VIEW SEVEN(7) CONSECUTIVE SEASONS. I HAVE BEEN SEEN ON COMEDY CENTRAL'S "PREMIUM BLEND 2004"/COMIC GROOVE ON COMEDY CENTRAL/CHAPPELLE SHOW/MAD-TV/AND THE NEW SEASON OF MTV'S WILD-N-OUT/ I HAVE DONE FOUR(4) INDEPENDENT FILMS FOR MAVERICK ENTERTAINMENT/ AND YOU CAN CATCH ME ON THE HOTTEST NEW URBAN ENTERTAINMENT SHOW IN TEXAS ON PAX TV CALLED "MIC CITY TV"...ALL I KNOW IS THAT MY STOCK AND FAME ARE RISING IN THE COMEDY GAME. THE SKIES ARE NOT THE LIMIT, THEY ARE MERELY THE STARTING POINT TO MY ULTIMATE SUCCESS !!...I AM THE FUNNIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND I CAN PROVE IT. JUST GIVE ME A STAGE,A MIC AND AN AUDIENCE, AND YOU WILL SEE THAT I SPEAK THE TRUTH !!..."SHE IS THE FUTURE OF THE SPORT...KILLIN EM' !!!!"...MY DAUGHTER AND HER TEAMMATES AFTER BIG VOLLEYBALL TOURNEY IN DALLAS,TX. THEY ARE SO AWESOME !!......MY NEW LIL' HOMIEZ THE "HALO 3 BOIZ"... AFTER THE SHOW IN FORT WORTH,TEXAS. @ PANTHER CITY COFFEE CO...SHE GOTZ HER DADDY'S SMILE....NOT !!!...ONSTAGE PHOTO FOR BILL BELLAMY'S "WHOS GOT JOKES"......AFTER THE SHOW ONSTAGE @ BORA BORA CLUB IN OKC,OK.... MY BABY IS GROWING UP !!!...DID I SAY GROWN UP ?... ALMOST THERE NOT QUITE. AND I AM GLAD. KIDS TODAY NEED TO HOLD ON TO THEIR INNOCENCE AND JUST BE KIDS. THATS ALL WE CAN HOPE FOR. I GUESS !!.......SHE IS GROWING UP FAST !......WHITE CHOCOLATE AT THE HOTTEST NEW COMEDY CLUB IN TEXAS "COMEDY CORNER CAFE & BAR"......WHITE CHOCOLATE AND THE HOTT LADIES @ "COMEDY CORNER CAFE & BAR"...ROCKING THE MIC IN TYLER,TEXAS...

I'd like to meet:




IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS!!!!!!!!!

GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!

I WOULD LIKE TO MEET BIGFOOT...I WOULD LIKE TO MEET MARILYN MANSON...I WOULD LIKE TO MEET RU-PAUL...I WOULD LIKE TO MEET "PINK"...I WOULD LIKE TO MEET "GOD" ALMIGHTY, BUT ONLY ON A TEMPORARY BASIS... JUST TO SAY HELLO AND KEEP ME A WARM BED IN HEAVEN...I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MEET THE PERSON THAT CREATED THE "THONG" SO I COULD SLAP HIM,FOR NOT PUTTING A WARNING LABEL ON THE INSIDE THAT READS...."DO NOT EXCEED THE MAXIMUM WEIGHT LIMIT ALLOWED BY LAW OR PERFECT VISION".I WOULD ALSO LOVE TO MEET KAT VON D FROM THE SHOW MIAMI INK, I WANNA BE TATTOOED BY HER IN A SPOT NOT APPROPRIATE FOR MYSPACE LISTENERS... I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MEET MY BIRTH PARENTS SO THAT I COULD TELL THEM "HEY!..ITS COOL, YOU NEVER TRIED BUT THE OTHER FAMILY DID !!" I AM NOT BITTER ABOUT THAT-NOT !! I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO MEET THE TEACHER THAT MOLESTED ME IN THE 9TH. GRADE, SO I CAN TELL HER "THANX FOR THE LESSON, I AM GREAT NOW ! I WOULD LIKE TO MEET ALL THE PEOPLE I AM GETTING TO KNOW ON MYSPACE, JUST SO I CAN SAY WE MET... I WOULD LIKE TO MEET ALL MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHERS THAT TOLD ME "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE, A COMEDIAN WHEN YOU GROW UP...?" SO I CAN SHAKE THEIR HANDS FOR THE PROPER CAREER COUNSELING !!...MY DAUGHTER AND HER BEST FRIEND ACTING "NORMALLY !!!'...... ME AND THE "HALO 3 BOYZ" AT CLUB S.M.A.C.K IN DALLAS... THESE YOUNGSTAS' ARE HARD CORE GANGSTAS...FO' REAL THO !!......DJ SURPREME W/CROWLEY 9TH.GRADE PRINCIPAL W/"WHITE CHOCOLATE"... THE SHOW WAS OFF THE HOOK !!...

Music:

DEAR, SANTA.... THIS IS WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS !!! .. .. .. OR THIS ONE WILL DO.... I AM NOT PICKY !! .. .. .. .. OR MAYBE THIS ONE...DEPENDS ON THE COLOR THOUGH !! .. .. .. .. THIS IS MY LAST CHOICE SANTA, MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION !!! .. .. .. .. ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________OL' SCHOOL HIP-HOP...DANCE CLUB MUSIC of the 80'S...I LOVE CULTURE CLUB FOR SOME REASON !!! DEPECHE MODE... ERASURE.. NEW ORDER...MILLI-VANILLI...(NOT !!!)PRINCE...GEORGE CLINTON...P-FUNK ALL STARS...ROGER & ZAPP...I AM ALSO INTO MUSIC THAT ONLY DOGS CAN HEAR, OR IS THAT MUSIC FOR THE LADIES !!!...OH, WELL, ITS THE SAME TO ME .I WISH RAPPERS WOULD STOP MAKING /WRITING SONGS ABOUT FOOD PRODUCTS ie; LAFFY TAFFY..SALT SHAKER..MILKSHAKE..CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP.. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !!...SHE IS THE JOY IN MY LIFE, AND THE BLOSSOM IN MY HEART. SHE PUTS LIFE IN MY BEING !!...... ROCKIN THE TUNES ON HER IPOD BEFORE A BIG GAME !!...

Movies:

ANYTHING HORROR !!!! THE BLOODIER THE BETTER... I LOVE THE HORROR FILMS THAT USED ACTUAL SPECIAL FX, NOT THE CGI CRAP !!! THE FIRST ALIEN MOVIE WAS GREAT ...THE FIRST (2) FRIDAY the 13THS. WERE GREAT, AFTER THAT ALL GARBAGE !@#$%& NEVER DID LIKE FREDDIE THAT MUCH...MICHAEL MYERS IS THE SILENT ONE(LADIES BEWARE OF THOSE TYPES). ONE OF MY NEW FAVORITE MOVIES IS "THE DESCENT" THIS IS A HELLA GOOD MOVIE.. ONE OF THE SEASONS BEST, IF NOT IN THE PAST (10) YRS....GREAT MOVIE !!..ROCKIN' THE MIC IN FRONT OF PEOPLE IS WHAT I DO BEST....ITS MY PASSION AND ITS MY LIFE ! ALL I WANNA DO IS MAKE THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD LAUGH . EITHER WITH ME OR AGAINST ME, ITS STILL LAUGHTER !!!

Television:

REALITY SHOWS ARE GOOD...THE OLD FEAR FACTOR...SPRINGER SHOW...A&E TELEVISION...COMEDY CENTRAL STAND-UP...ANIMAL PLANET(ROX)...THE SCI-FI CHANNEL IS GREAT..

Books:

MAXIM...FHM...DUB...SPORTS ILLUSTRATED...STUFF...I ENJOY READING ALL TYPES OF BOOKS, REALLY I DO! COSMO..GLAMOUR..JET..BETTER HOMES & GARDENS.....BUT MOSTLY I ENJOY READING THE BOOK OF ALL BOOKS-THE HOLY BIBLE. NEED I SAY MORE !!

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Heroes:

MY ADOPTED PARENTS CLARK & HIXIE... MY DAUGHTER...ALL THE KIDS BORN WITH BIRTH DEFECTS THAT STRUGGLE TO SURVIVE EACH DAY...JESUS CHRIST...ALL OF OUR TROOPS FIGHTING ALL OVER THE WORLD. ALL MY LOVE TO MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS THAT I DONT KEEP IN TOUCH WITH THAT MUCH, I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT. BUT, YOU ALL COULD CALL ME SOMETIMES TOO. AND MY DAUGHTER ALLYSSA NOELLE MOORE. YOU ARE THE REASON, THE ONLY REASON WHY I LIVE,BREATHE,CREATE ALL THAT I DO. I DO THIS ALL FOR YOU, AND ONLY YOU..HOPEFULLY SOMEDAY IT WILL ALL MAKE YOUR LIFE SOOOOO DAMN EASY ! THATS MY WISH FOR YOU...GOD BLESSED ME WITH YOU SWEETIE ........XOXO DAD ! ..a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY2 9t" target="_blank" ... ME AND MY NEW LIL' POSSE CALLED THE "HALO 3 BOIZ"... THESE GUYS ARE KILLERS !!!

My Blog

"BOOBIES!!!!!"..........................................

....."BOOBIES!!!!!"......   I HAVE BEEN ASKED BY NUMEROUS PEOPLE ON MYSPACE AND AFTER MY SHOWS WHAT IS MY FASCINATION WITH "BOOBIES".... ITS SIMPLE " I HONESTLY LOVE THEM !!" I SO BADLY WANT MY O...
Posted by WHITE CHOCOLATE on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:39:00 PST

ABOLISH THE "N" WORD ON MYSPACE.....

THE USE OF THE "N" WORD ON MYSPACE HAS TO STOP.... EACH DAY I GET ON MYSPACE I SEE THAT WORD BEING USED IN VARIOUS SPELLINGS ALL DAMN DAY LONG ! WE NEED TO POLICE OURSELVES AND FIND IT DEEP INSIDE TO ...
Posted by WHITE CHOCOLATE on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:55:00 PST

THE SOFTER SIDE....

I AM HERE TO LET ALL YOU LADIES KNOW THAT I AM IN TOUCH WITH MY FEMININE SIDE, AS YOU COULD SAY "THE SOFTER SIDE OF SEARS"... I BELIEVE THAT ME BEING IN TOUCH WITH MY FEMININE SIDE ACTUALLY HELPS ME I...
Posted by WHITE CHOCOLATE on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:18:00 PST

STAY OUTTA DA' HEAT......DAMN !!

PEOPLE WELCOME TO HELL ON EARTH !! IT'S HOTT AS HELL IN TEXAS ALREADY AND WE ARENT EVEN INTO AUGUST YET.... TEXAS IS KNOWN FOR SCORCHING ASS HEAT ! I AM TIRED OF SEEING PEOPLE DRIVING AROUND TOWN ALL ...
Posted by WHITE CHOCOLATE on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:54:00 PST

MEN USE THE PAPER......NO REALLY MEN,DO IT !!!

...MEN, PLEASE USE THE PAPER...! WOMEN ARE SICK AND TIRED OF US GOING TO THE RESTROOM AND WHEN WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH TOILET PAPER IN THERE ,WE BELIEVE THAT WE CAN DO WITH ONLY A LIL'BIT.  THIS...
Posted by WHITE CHOCOLATE on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:16:00 PST

DR. PHIL IS THE ANTI-CHRIST !!!

DR.PHIL IS THE ANTI-CHRIST !!! IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL THAT DR.PHIL IS SATAN'S MESSENGER OF DOOM... I WAS WATCHING HIM LAST NIGHT. I HAVE NO REASON WHY. I JUST WAS. AND HE WAS TALKING ...
Posted by WHITE CHOCOLATE on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:30:00 PST

HOMELESS PEOPLE ON MYSPACE.................

HOMELESS AND ON MYSPACE     OKAY HERE WE GO. I WAS TRAVELING IN MY CAR YESTERDAY AND I SAW A MAN ON THE CORNER WITH A SIGN. I AM SAFE IN ASSUMING THAT HE WAS HOMELESS, DUE TO THE FACT THAT H...
Posted by WHITE CHOCOLATE on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:42:00 PST

..."WHATS IN A NUMBER....?"...

"WHATS IN A NUMBER....?"     THAT IS SOMETHING THAT HAS BEEN ON MY MIND LATELY. NUMBERS ! WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE ARE SO CONCERNED WITH NUMBERS THAT THEY ALLOW THESE NUMBERS DICTATE ...
Posted by WHITE CHOCOLATE on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:00:00 PST

WE NEED TO LET PEOPLE BE THEMSELVES.....!

HERE IS THE DEAL...WE NEED TO LET PEOPLE BE WHO AND WHAT THEY NEED TO BE, WE ARE NOT THE JUDGES OF OTHER MEN AND WOMEN. HUMANS ARE NOT JUDGED BY HUMANKIND !! THERE IS AN ULTIMATE PLAN THAT HAS BEEN SE...
Posted by WHITE CHOCOLATE on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 12:08:00 PST

SUMMER FASHION WATCH...!!!!!

SUMMER IS HERE AND PEOPLE , PLEASE USE DISCRETION AND COMMON COURTESY WHEN GETTING READY TO GO OUT.... I AM TIRED OF SEEING PEOPLE THAT DONT HAVE THE FIRST CLUE ABOUT SUMMER FASHION... TO SOME "SUMMER...
Posted by WHITE CHOCOLATE on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 11:12:00 PST