SEE...IT'S LIKE THIS....you can call me buck you can call me boss you can call me shirley but don't call me at three thirty in the morning whilst i have kiera knightly over for a dose of the dirty tango...i mean....what do you expect a man to do ....woman in one hand video camera in the other.....i may be part of CWE but i do have other money making jobs to do as well....and celebrity porn is one of them!muhahahah only joking normally its me and one of the maids....ok....fifi...and only when she's necked half my bottle of tia maria...but that's another story.you've come here to read all about moi...the lord and master of BUCKWORTH COUNTY...where children play with puddles in the street...grannies are still found attractive......the japanese don't make cartoon porn!...i mean what it is ....why do tiny asian men want to get off watching jessica rabbit ride yogi bear in the back of a scooby doo mystery van!?...okay shes got red hair and a mighty fine body but so has my mistress...anyway back to me....yes MR BUCKWORTH BUCKWORTH JR..the only way to explain who i am is in a short list of words which give you an idea of what its like to be meRICH...CHARMING.....FORWARD...HONEST...DIRTY MINDED...FULLY LOADED...OVERBEARING AND OVER WEIGHT...BLONDE HAIRED....DARK EYED...BRITISH...BRASH...BOLD AND DARING...BILLIONAIRE.....PORNSTAR....WITH A HEART OF GOLD...now with years of advertising/acting/entrepeneurish activities and robbing hugh hefner without him knowning...(basically sneaking bags of money out in black bin bags straight into the back of my skoda)....i've been searching for new talent for CWE....and still not found any...i mean can anybody work a mike?..no...can anybody work thru winter weather freezing their nipples off....well maybe jesus but thats another story....can anybody beat that shcmuck monkey man bum bandito RICHARD PARLIMENT?...yes...but we haven't found him yet.ANYWAY if you haven't heard im back! and i'm a good guy! this time its for the fans not the gold...think about why do i need it when im a multi-billionaire...parliment thinks he owns the company and i'm bothered...not really....i still own copyright n trademark so i'm minted....NOW THAT'S BUCKWORTHY!! buckworth --
[adjective]:
Extremely dominant
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