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Lizzi Wood what?

DON'T SCREAM AT ME.....screamed the prostitute!

About Me

Lizzi Wood --
[noun]:
An erotic popsicle
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.comFirst things first...I am


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*I would love to be able to say 'I'm the life and soul of the party...a party ain't a party without me'. But I can't, because I'd be lying!**It frustrates me when the lid is left off the toothpaste**I'd love to be able to say I don't have any bad habits - but I do**I pick my nose until it bleeds* *I wash my hair once every two to three weeks**I love the feeling of butterflies in my stomach but it scares me quite a lot too!**I'm terrible at getting up in the mornings* *I snore REALLY loud**I don't like the scientifically correct words for genitalia and genital parts...they are ugly* *I take the piss out of other people to protect myself when I'm feeling threatened or intimidated**When I'm drunk I carry on drinking until I'm sick and then quite often I carry on drinking after that**My bedroom is the messiest most people have ever seen and it annoys me but I don't have the patience to tidy it up**I hate children, they make too much noise - they irratate me**I don't want to get married - it will save on the divorce fees**I am a terrible control freak**I HATE arrogance. There is a huge difference between confidence and arrogance; being confident is good, being arrogant is un-necessary and quite often rude - if you really are that wonderful, then let people work it out for themselves**I am very shy but counter act this by being very loud**I don't like it when people think I'm over confident, cocky or arrogant, because I'm not**I'm insecure and have no self confidence**I don't like people drawing attention to me, or themselves if I'm with them, because then I can't be in control**I'm a vegetarian, I hate animals being killed. I understand them being killed for meat but I cannot accept them being killed for fur, during animal testing or any other ridiculous reason apart from consumption**I completely disagree with any kind of animal racing or hunting**I can't talk to blokes if they know that I think they're hot**I like to think that I'm very honest but I probably lie too much**I'm not a judgemental person**I'm good at giving advice, but I never take my own advice**I can be a bitch but I don't like hurting people's feelings**I hate crying in front of people**I am not very trusting and am always expecting people to do something bad to me or hurt me**It annoys me immensely when the toilet roll holder is on the wall on the left of the toilet**It annoys me when things are spelt wrongly or are grammatically incorrect, like signs that use apostrophes unnecessarily or greasy cafes that can't spell the word egg**I hate the beach with a passion. It's beautiful to look at but I hate sand. It's unecessary. It gets in your pants, inbetween your toes, in your drink and worse your sandwiches. What's worse is that you continue finding little heaps of sand for about three weeks after your visit to the beach...it frustrates me...A LOT!!!**I only ever wear odd earrings. A stud and a dangly or just a dangly. Always the dangly in my right ear**I'm scared of a lot of things...in fact most things and when I'm asked what I'm scared of I can never remember so I'll write them here and then I can keep adding...goats, fish, spiders, snakes, birds, moths, butterflies, feathers, crabs, going round bends too fast in the car, not being able to get out of somewhere in an emergency (in bed I have to sleep closest to the door so I can get out quick if I need to!), grasshoppers, crickets, frogs, toads and the witch under my bed!**I am unable to say crazy words like cinnamon, millenium, phenonemon, massive and philosophy* *The word 'pants' it makes me giggle**I burp if you rub my back**I hate it when people are money grabbing, like when people sue others for completely ridiculous and pointless reasons**I love sunset...it's beautiful and amazing...I love painting sunsets and silhouettes*

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    Lizzi can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.Lizzi has 118 ridges around the edge.Lizzi was originally called Cheerioats.The most dangerous form of Lizzi is the bicycle.The air around Lizzi is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.Lizzi can be seen from space.All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Lizzi.It took Lizzi 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Lizzi!The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Lizzi.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 46%
Stability |||| 13%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||| 23%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||| 23%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com messy, irritable, depressed, fragile, worrying, emotionally sensitive, does not like to lead, phobic, weird, suspicious, low self control, paranoid, frequently second guesses self, dependent, unproductive, introverted, weak, strange, unassertive, submissive, familiar with the dark side of life, feels invisible, rash, vain, anti-authority, heart over mind, low self concept, disorganized, not good at saving money, avoidant, daydreamer, unadventurous
People Envy Your Compassion
You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain.
People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them. What Do People Envy About You?
You Are a Jam Cookie
On the outside, you project a straight-laced, innocent vibe.
But on the inside, you're complex, exotic, and full of flavor. What Kind of Cookie Are You?
You Are a Green Apple Jelly Bean
Of all the flavors, you're the most complex and the most real. A little sweet, a little sour, and totally tangy. People can't describe you, but they love you! What Flavor Jelly Bean Are You?
You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
You are kind, popular, and generous.
You tend to be successful at anything you try.
A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd.
You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream. What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?Myspace Codes, Layouts, GraphicsCLICK HERE TO GET A NEW CURSOR!
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My Interests

Dancing, acting, singing, having a good drink with my mates especially when it leads to pathetically stupid dancing or ear bleeding type singing! I love musical theatre. I love saying the word 'pants'. I like reading but don't really read enough. I like biting people :-)=
You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Your IQ Is 90
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average

Your General Knowledge is Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test I think I'm more intelligent than some of you may recognise!!
Your Inner Child Is Naughty
Like a child, you tend to discount social rules.
It's just too much fun to break the rules!
You love trouble - and it seems that trouble loves you.
And no matter what, you refuse to grow up! How Is Your Inner Child?
You Are An ESFP
The Performer

You are a natural performer and happiest when you're entertaining others.
A great friend, you are generous, fun-loving and optimistic.
You love to laugh - and you like almost all people equally.
You accept life as it is, and you do your best to make each day fantastic.

You would make a good actor, designer, or counselor. What's Your Personality Type?

I'd like to meet:

An angel, a fairy, Father Christmas. One of Father Christmas' helpers. People who can truly amaze me. People I can admire. People who are completely themselves. People who are truly individual.
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Music:

I like such a huge range of stuff I can't be arsed to write it all down (and even if I tried I would miss loads out). To be fair it's got to be said that overall I am the chav type hip/hop and r 'n' b style music lover. But at the same time I love loads of random stuff. Kaiser Cheifs and Arctic Monkeys to Christina Aguilera (sp?) and Britney Spears, Dire Straits to The Spice Girls, Bob Marley to Elton John, Tina Turner to Missy Elliot, Kanye West to Moloko, Goldfrapp to The Streets, Madonna to Jack Johnson, Gabrielle to Queen, Annie Lennox to The Carpenters, Eminem to Usher, Katie Melua to N.E.R.D, James Blunt to The Ant Rims (!). I shall keep adding as I remember more and more!!I am IN love with Missy Elliot though...she's beautiful AND talented!!


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Movies:

I'm not a huge film buff. I do like watching films I just never seem to get the time to. I hate horror films with a passion because they scare me. I hate films that have lots of violence and horrible things in just because I don't. I don't really like sci-fi stuff either...I don't see what all the fuss is about in Star Wars! I very rarely cry at films....Mrs. Doubtfire is one of my favourite films and it's one of the only ones that has ever made me cry. I like thrillers like 'What Lies Beneath' and 'The Hole' because they keep me interested in the plot line; romantic comedy is predictable yet lovable, you can't beat a bit of 'Bridget Jones' Diary' or 'Love Actually'! I like Disney films but am not a girly obsessive about them, I like what I like and don't what I don't!

Books:

Harry Potter...all the way!! I'm currently reading Cider with Rosie by Laurie Lee (it's my during the day book), re-reading 'The Order of the Phoenix' (my before I go to sleep book) and a pscychology book by Stephen Priestly (for when I'm feeling I need to learn something or be mentally chanllenged!!)


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Heroes:

Robin Williams...Mrs. Doubtfire. The court scene where Robin Williams cries is the most harrowing scene I have ever seen...and I think Robin Williams deserves a whole load of Kudos because no-one makes me cry!! And Whoopi Goldberg...she is hilarious! Ghost, Jumping Jack Flash, Sister Act...need I say more!? And finally Dawn French! I will be Dawn French one day...maybe as fat...maybe not I don't care either way as long as I get her husband too!!Your results:
You are Superman Superman 70% Robin 70% The Flash 65% Spider-Man 60% Batman 60% Iron Man 55% Supergirl 48% Hulk 45% Catwoman 45% Wonder Woman 43% Green Lantern 35% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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Tag...you're it!!

Tag, You're It. I've been tagged...apparently I'm now honour-bound to list 8 things that are true and 8 things that are false. About me. Can you guess which ones are otherwise? OK, Here are the rules....
Posted by Lizzi Wood what? on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:55:00 PST

Joe Pasquale last night...

Last night my Mummy and I went to see Joe Pasquale, who was doing a gig (as part of his tour) at a local theatre. It was very, very funny had most of the audience creased up with laughter and kept the...
Posted by Lizzi Wood what? on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 10:31:00 PST