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I'll Chain You To The Truth, For The Truth Shall Set You Free. I'll Turn The Screws Of Vengeance, An

About Me

Hi, names Sam, I love music, playing my guitar, in a band called "TERA FLARE" (comin soon), I wrestle with the ORW, known as The Denchist, also love my friends, and varients of pudding and PIZZA ;) you who know me know what that means.
I'm a bit mad, wierd, crazy, stupid, or what ever everyone calls me, dont care coz thats the way i was created by scientists on mars all those eons ago, under the knife of Dr Henry Von-Sexually-Frustrated-Puppet-Fucker, I believe it's German.
Random should be my middle name coz thats the way that cunt Jesus would want it, wanna be my friend? No? Ok then....
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Enjoy a small selection of music...

Forget Everything you know... look at the spinnig disc...

My Interests

I'm love reading comics, playing games (new and retro), listening to music, playing my guitar *EMPHASIS ON THE GUITAR*, warhammer (40K and Fantasy), yes I'm a nerd, and I'm generally a lazy ass.
Things that even more interesting are ferrets on a stick, fish with beards, tuna sandwiches on the radiator, twelve testical bulldozers, metal (even the alloys), insanity... with a side of sour grapes... and most important JACK TIPPLE & TERRENCE BAKER... They are both interesting prople and I would take a bullet for both of them.... then give it to them and then eat a bag of fine cheeses

I'd like to meet:

More people, the moon, the pope, satan, that guy standing behind you.... yeah that one... watch out he's got a knife... nevermind he's just eating a steak...
I really would like to meet someone who can teach me how to teleport, and someone who can give me directions to Shangri La so I can be at rest on a beach-side chair, eating ice cream.
And this guy...

But especailly this guy...

Music:

Here we go...

    36 Crazyfists Abysmal Dawn American Head Charge Amon Amon Amarth Anal Blast Anal Cunt Annihilator Arch Enemy Artillery Beastie Boys Black Label Society Black Mages Black Sabbath Biomechanical Bolt Thrower Bucket Head Callenish Circle Caliban Cannibal Corpse Carcass Celphalic Carnage Chimaira Chrome Division Cky Clutch Coheed and Cambria Cradle of Filth Daath Damage Plan Dark Throne Death Deathstars Decapitated Decide Dimmu Borgir Disturbed Dragonforce Drowning Pool Dying Fetus Ed Guy Eighteen Visions Emperor God Forbid Gorogoth Graveyard BBQ Gwar Hammerfall Hayseed Dixie Hell Yeah HIM In Flames Immortal Iron Maiden Killswitch Engage Kiss Korn Lacuna Coil Lamb of God Mastodon Mayhem Michael Angelo Batio Murderdolls Nailbomb Napalm Death Opeth Orange Goblin Oziel Zhino Ozzy Osbourne Pantera Porphyria Probot Raging Speedhorn Rammstien Rebel Meets Rebel Roadrunner United Sadus Satyricon Sepultura Shadows Fall Slayer Slipknot Soulfly Static X Strapping Young Lad Stratovarius Stone Sour Suffocation Symphony X The Berzerker The Showdown Trivium Untumno Warhammer Yngwie Malmsteen Zyklon

ALL HAIL SYL!
Tell me if I miss anything... coz that aint all of them

Movies:

I like Star Wars (Who Don't), Lord Of The Rings, anything that was a comic book first (Except Elektra And Daredevil, coz they suck), and MUTHA FUCKIN ANIME BIATCH!!!

Television:

No Thanks I'm Not Hungry, but I do so love wierd tv, and anything with that guy in it.

Books:

I read Steven King, Tom Clancy and Tolkien, Terry Pratchett, Kerrang, Metal Hammer, Old Magazines About Nothing, The Writing On The Walls Of The Public Bog, Old Recipe Cards, The Bible (Old Testament, New Testament And The Satanic Bible), My Horroscope And Any Countries Phrasebook

Heroes:

My Heroes Are My Friends You Know Who You Are...

  • Andrew
  • Anthony
  • Ash (Stimpson) :)
  • Ash (Whiteman)
  • Dana
  • Dani
  • Em
  • Fyfe
  • Geoff and Mrs. Geoff (Charlotte
  • Indie
  • James and Mrs. James (Jodie)
  • Jak and Mrs. Jak (Rachel)
  • Kapow
  • Laura
  • LEWIS!!!
  • Lizzie from Watford
  • Mac
  • Penny
  • Sarah
  • Scott
  • Stacey
  • Terrence
  • Vicky

  • The ORW.... Especially these two...
    Dench also loves Devin Townsend, and Mick Thompson, Zakk Wylde And Dime Bag Darrel (R.I.P)
    This Use to be where i spoke about my heroes, but to be honest, I could give a toss anymore... most of you are cunts now so you aint worth my time
    So.STiCK.iT.uP.YouR.CuNTS.

    My Blog

    Please read if you love metal!!!

    COMING SOON! TERA FLARE! WE ARE FAR BEYOND METAL!...
    Posted by [742617000027] on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:01:00 PST

    WTF?

        Look at the monkey...  look at the monkey!!! ...
    Posted by [742617000027] on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:25:00 PST