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Desmond & The Tutus

It's Always Jive O'Clock With Desmond & The Tutus!

About Me

Formed December 2005, Desmond & The Tutus plays an infectiously awesome blend of Rock 'n Roll, Indie Kwela Pop and Genius.

You will have fun or else you will die. Not because we're going to get all offended and poke your eyes out with sharp sticks or anything but rather because you'll be trampled to a bleeding pulp by all the happy dancers jumping around like little crazies.

You'll dance. You'll cry. You'll eat. You'll touch yourself [maybe]. You'll cut your hair. And then you'll dance again. So if you see Desmond & The Tutus on a poster near you, go and jive - you won't be disappointed.

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Member Since: 5/8/2006
Band Website: desmondandthetutus.blogspot.com
Band Members:

CODEZ!: Copy and paste these totally sweet and futuristic desmond disco graphics into your profile!

Influences: Michael Jackson | kidofdoom | greenisforturbo | us kids know | BLK JKS | Japan & I | Johnny Neon | The Weekends | Rhinoshirt | Captain Planet | King Of Town | Critical Hits | The Privates International Band | Eat This, Horse | Sovereign Academy |
Sounds Like: Your new favourite thing ever that exists.
Record Label: Awesomeland Records
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Video Killed The Radio Star

Yo duuuudes.We've put up a bunch of videos from our little archive of silly home videos, so click here to go to our youtube channel and check them out.Here's a little taste to get you excited. ...
Posted by Desmond & The Tutus on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:22:00 PST

Directions To Doug's Party!

yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo.Party time this friday night.Here are the directions:FROM PTA:Take the M1 SouthTake the ATHOL OAKLANDS OFFRAMP and turn LEFTAt the T-junction turn LEFT into SCOTT STREETAt the tra...
Posted by Desmond & The Tutus on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:14:00 PST

Ouch.

Dear Jivers, I am Shane's voicebox. And an aching, paining, phlegmy excuse for a voicebox am I.So as much as I'd like to blame the cancelled shows on Doug being in the airforce, Craig locking himself ...
Posted by Desmond & The Tutus on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:11:00 PST

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You see how they spelt Gunz with a Z? You see that bitches? Now that's how you market to the youth of our nation.
Posted by Desmond & The Tutus on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:56:00 PST

Directions To The Gem Theatre

See you bee-yotches on the 13th.From Somewhere In Jozi:If you live in Jozi, im sure you will know the double decker that goes thru the middle of town. This is called the M1.You can climb on this highw...
Posted by Desmond & The Tutus on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:12:00 PST

Some Confusion

Uh, so. We heard via some totally unreliable piece of crap source that we're playing at 88 on Friday. We are not. Sorry.Although, if you phone in you can win tickets to this non-existant show. This is...
Posted by Desmond & The Tutus on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:23:00 PST

Wow.

If only we were as good as this guy says we are. I mean, come on.Click here.
Posted by Desmond & The Tutus on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:55:00 PST

The Future

Hi everyone, Firstly, thank you all for a wonderful 2006. We had a really fun first year of existance and hope you all enjoyed the rock 'n roll as much as we did.We had so much fun in Cape Town, thank...
Posted by Desmond & The Tutus on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:52:00 PST

Cape Town Tour!

Okay, so we're coming to Cape Town in December. So if you're in Cape Town - lucky you because we're only doing four shows so we'll have to condense an entire year's worth of awesome into 1 hour. So be...
Posted by Desmond & The Tutus on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:07:00 PST

Turtle Power!

Some photo's from Sovereign Academy Halloween!As usual, taken by our wonderful Angie!See you at the Bohemian......
Posted by Desmond & The Tutus on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:03:00 PST