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RONI

St Patrick incited the murder of thousands of druids in the middle ages. Let's drink to them!

About Me

I dance for cats

i did not make this but the guy who did rulz

something about me here

My Interests


one day I'll be a big dog

Music:


Koji Kondo

Movies:


if you've seen this movie you get a bazooka gum

Books:


There's more to life than books, y'know, but not much more.


Roni's details

Status: Volatile
Here for:Lurking, Stalking,
Serious relationships
Orientation:Ambidexrous
Hometown:Côte-Des-Neiges, Mtl.
Body type:Underdeveloped
Ethnicity:Mediterranean
Religion:Hebrew
Zodiac Sign:monkey
Smoke / Drink:compulsively / rarely
Children: Are scary
Education:Kindergarten dropout
Occupation:hug messenger / professional dishwasher / mad scientist / jam slut / my own stunt double
Income:20 dollar a week

My Blog

Marianne

marianne175lbsi could piggy back herbut she never wanted me to iwas head over heelsshe may or may not have knownwouldn't have cared, and didn't the hottest thing i've ever seen in a 2-piecesipping app...
Posted by RONI on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:26:00 PST

rule of thumb: if a scab doesnt dissolve in water, its not ready to be pickt’

sometimes it hails broken bricksfreeze up at random timesaltered enemiesaltered dead enemiesdifferent soundtrackother altered dead enemiesenemies go through eachotherinsane! (but liable to crash)jumpi...
Posted by RONI on Thu, 29 May 2008 06:36:00 PST

Norman Dolph

enjoy your boomy tape
Posted by RONI on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:07:00 PST

Dominique

, nique, niques'en allee tout simplement, routier, pauvre et chantanten tout chemins, en tout lieux il ne parle que du bon dieuil ne parle que du bon dieutu me manque Domi...
Posted by RONI on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:59:00 PST

the fridge peed on Jason's balcony

it was scared shitlesswe spoke of throwing it over and it just coldn't takie itkids will falland then they will crywe cry because we hate gravity.
Posted by RONI on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:52:00 PST

Now I'll never forget these Game Genie codes

Dragon WarriorZTZTLT      Excellent hit on every attack.IYSPOTPE Slimes award 255 experience.IYVPOTPE Red Slimes award 255 experience.SZLTXISA You take no damage in combat.SXOIVLSA...
Posted by RONI on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:58:00 PST

calgon take me awaay

i hate my familybcxuz hey hate themselvesthey love to hate each otherif the house on coolbrook goes up in flames you can go ahead and tell the police it was me.
Posted by RONI on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:59:00 PST

I'm forclempt.

*gasp*...Talk amongst yourselves.Topic:civilization has technology for a twofold purpose: to advance the quality of life and to sustain it. Discuss.
Posted by RONI on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:41:00 PST

it's not the first time this has happened.

i always seem to hold on to relationships until they crumble, and i'm always the last to realize that it's gone. i guess i just have too much faith in the status quo. i always think that whatever's l...
Posted by RONI on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 12:28:00 PST

Birt Birt Birtday blog dirtday frog

fri sept 8  met at maisonneuve & bishop, below crounch crounch  show-ers: alex, jerry, tyler(?), paul   late:Chris, Julian, Sachi     Killed some time. Julian and Sa...
Posted by RONI on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:43:00 PST