Leggo my Mayo! |
Someone stole my mayo! And I had to eat my tuna raw!Fuck you whoever. And fuck you plain tuna for tasting so salty and killing dolphins.
Posted by Dan Bodan on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 04:22:00 PST |
tips on sneaking into parties |
when a party has a dot on the wrist as a proof of entry so simple to copy a monkey could figure it out, don't ask the door girl which way the party is.they generally figure shit out.
Posted by Dan Bodan on Sat, 27 May 2006 01:12:00 PST |
Joining the cascade revolution |
I watched some footage of mein home town (well technically not, but the place where I spent most of my childhood) durring the current hockey playoffs. Scared the shit out of me. Never has a rendition ...
Posted by Dan Bodan on Wed, 24 May 2006 10:33:00 PST |
8 more people I don't know. |
Well since my top eight people I only kinda/don't know list was becoming less and less acurate, what with my flourishing social life n all, we refresh.
Caroline remains the same.
Normand l'Amou...
Posted by Dan Bodan on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 11:10:00 PST |
4000 views, 1000 in debt |
Well fuck, my bank just cancelled my Visa card because of 3 missed payments and they're sending my case to the "high Risk" department. I feel like a terrorist. I credit terrorist. I swear to god I'll ...
Posted by Dan Bodan on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:23:00 PST |
I can't cook. |
I'm particularily scrapped for cash as of late so I figured I'd try to cook something new out of the Beans, rice and assortment of spices that Patrick left me before leaving. I had a feeling in my vei...
Posted by Dan Bodan on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 09:40:00 PST |
I am slowly going hazy |
"One could argue that by trimming down electronic music (which at the time was dominated by the complex world of IDM) to its bare basics, drum machine, bass line, minimal vocals, that Peaches has ear...
Posted by Dan Bodan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I just turned 1000 |
It's true, sometime yesterday my profile counter reached 1000. This means I'm officially myspace cool. I think I deserve some kinda plaque for this kind of accomplishment.
I shit the day today and...
Posted by Dan Bodan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
BLOG entry .2 |
I caught a glimpse myself in the CD I just put in my computer. I look like some kind of frightened animal. My throat feel like a million cigarette butts and I probably smell like a hybrid of smoke, bo...
Posted by Dan Bodan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Dude, I totally blogged her up the ass!! |
I'm internet iliterate, what does Blog really mean? I assume it stand for something. Something dirty. Like LMAO (Lick My Ass Ostensibly)
I realized I like how people look when they sing, so I spent...
Posted by Dan Bodan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
