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Free!!! What can you do in 10 seconds, you could chop onions... peel pears, open an instant can of soup, ready to heat and selve... chop onions chop peppers, we'll make quesidillas. ready in 10 seconds or less.. chop onions, or garlic, in three seconds, or even take some peppers, and some cheese, just watch. loud your ingrediant. thwist. press. 10 seconds, ready to eat. magic. it'll chop onions, and garlic, and beans in 10 to 12 seconds. even 6 seconds. add a splash of juice, it makes a smoothy machine. only 7 seconds. magic bullet! onions! make complete meals. just add onions alfredo, and peas. 10 seconds. even grinds nutmeg. includes cross blade. even grates cheese. even onions. for pasta or pizza. since all the blades and rims are dishwasher safe, clean up is a breeze. comes with party mugs. in 10 seconds. with the multi colored rims, everyone at the party will know who's drink is who's! in only 10 seconds. don't go yet, if you order now, we'll send you a giant bullet, and an instracter plug in, to chop onions. in 10 seconds. magical Free.... if it doesn't d a job in 10 seconds or less, you'll get a complete refund. i could use magic bullet every day. to chop onions.
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bombs on internet relationships

the internet is the most enchanting way to relate, when in relations. you may pretend your around the bend, you could create a secret date. they way we pay attention to the little things they mention,...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 09:59:00 GMT

bombs on internet relationships

the internet is the most enchanting way to relate, when in relations. you may pretend your around the bend, you could create a secret date. they way we pay attention to the little things they mention,...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 09:59:00 GMT

up

things arelooking up. booking flights have stopped. we stand in line, as time will pass by, we loud on bourd. mass weight to pack, late parcels held back. up we go, into the clouds, passing old men th...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Feb 2005 20:58:00 GMT

beautiful day

mother fucker your a fuckng cock sucker. your wired ? pucker up bitch, i've hired a kitchen witch to whip up some poison. open your mouth. stick out your tongue. and take a lick. your fucking sick. su...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Feb 2005 11:08:00 GMT

chinese new year

yo i am loookng for a man.. the man with the plan. a boy with a toy.. ahoy i need a pirate guy with only one leg, and one peg. if your unfortunate enough to have two, would you let me break one and b...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Feb 2005 10:33:00 GMT

oh my dear

yesterday i came a second and a half too close to hitting a deer. for haloween i was a hunter. i wore a dead dear around my neck. blood dripping. i had a dream i killed a squirrrel with a hatchet. whe...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Dec 2004 17:59:00 GMT