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About Me

I AM A RUNAWAY SLAVE, RECENTLY EMANCIPATED BY THE STATE CALIFORNIA. I FLED FROM MY MASTER/FATHER LEE-BOY DE LA SANTOS. MY PILIPINO MASTER FELL IN LOVE WITH A SLAVE HE OWNED BY THE NAME OF RENE (MY MOTHER) , AND THIS IS HOW I CAME TO BE. NOW I AM FREE, BREAKING THE CHAINS OF BONDAGE, NOW I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!! NOW WHERE THE PHUCK IS MY 40 ACRES AND A HUMMER H2, PHUCK DA MULE...BIIITCH!!

My Interests

FINDING WALDO AND JIMMY HOFFA. I MAY NEED THE HELP OF THE SCOOBY DOO DETECTIVE AGENCY FOR THIS ONE.

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE THAT LIKES TO PLAY "HOUSE". ANYONE WANT TO PLAY THE ROLE OF MOMMY??

Music:

UNDERGROUND HIP-HOP, SKA (GO HEPCAT!!), JAZZ, CLASSICAL, GLAM ROCK (LUV DA 80'S) POOOUUURRR SOME SUGAR ON MEEEEEEEEEH!!

Movies:

TOO MANY TO LIST, BUT I'M A BIG FAN OF INDEPENDENT FILMS.

Books:

BOOKS W/OUT PAGES, I GET MY KNOWLEDGE FROM DA STREETS. HOLLAH!!