I'd like to meet:
Stupid people
Movies:
"in a way, we helped eachother"; "would you like to do the honors, dad?"; "Are you blind? thats my brother"; "Yes! yes! in the face"; "it's called a CD player!"; "see, he's not a machine, he's a man!"... "he's not human"; "you've been smooching with everyone"; "the same ho that gave up that weak ass kiss in the bedroom"; "you embarrass me, you embarrass yourself"; "they outta call it 'whitejack' "; "who are you? some ghost sent to torment me?"
Television:
Dateline NBC: To Catch A Predator, MNF, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, NFL Live
Books:
jamba juice nutritional info pamphlet, disneyland map, tic-tac-toe for dummies
Heroes:
Kurt Warner, William Jefferson Clinton, Geoffrey the Giraffe, Nelson Muntz