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smoke crack!

bitch, are you fo' real?

About Me

if you care to know, you'll ask. if you already know, then bully for you. you're ahead of the game.

My Interests

Delilah(may she rest in peace),Laila( delilah's smaller good natured incarnate) and now Belladonna(a black and white monster), music (but of course), getting yuppies to give me thier money, reading anything i haven't already read, dank beer(winter solstice ale...mmm, tastes like fruity pebbles), knitting before my wrist started to give out, hemp work, bead work, exploring my city for new cuts, NOT getting my squats busted, laughing at drunken yuppis trying to fuck eachother, singing and dancing, camping without a tent(although they come in handy when the gardener turns the sprinklers on) and anticipating the end of human existance as we know it.

I'd like to meet:

fuck all of you. you're all a bunch a bitches. go suck your granny's twat.

Music:

so many to name... X, Black Flag, Rudimentary Peni, Sublime, Crisis, Reagan Youth, Supersuckers, The Reverand Horton Heat, Fleshies, The Pixies, THE POX!(hehe), nausea, blondie, misery, filth, dystopia, plutocracy, pat benetar, billy idol (duh), NWA, body count, impailed, godstomper, wasteoid, devo, roscoe holcomb,the avengers, run dmc, dewy redman, the subhumans, population reduction, sick pleasure, code of honor, ACDC, slayer, X-Ray spex, elmore james, STRYPER!(hahaa!), charles bronson, GBH, circle jerks, DOA, man o war, beastie boys, discharge, bad brains, bikini kill, naked aggression, asschapel, john fahey, buzzcocks, flipper, crass, conflict, leadbelly,robert johnson, born dead,bukka white, strung up, STFU, deadfall, voetsek, dropdead, john the baker, mikey hates life, peggy lee, brainoil, dead kennedys, code 13, amebix, cattle decapitation, woody guthrie, DI, Nick Cave and the bad seeds, CYNDI LAUPER, GG allin ( mostly the acoustic shit) he who corrupts, vitamin X, words that burn, proudflesh, death by excess, skitsystem, minor threat, JFA, the dead milkmen, tom mothafuckin waits bitches!and wouldn't you believe it (or not)the grateful dead and but of course who can forget...johnny cash(may he rest in peace)....fuck it...i'm done.....

Movies:

Nightmare Before Christmas, Donnie Darko, Snatch, Fight Club, , Edward Scissorhands, Clockwork Orange, Casablanca, Alladin, Lion King, Pulp Fiction, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers and Return of the Kings, ), Rocky Horror Picture Show, Billy Idol: Vital Idol, Devo, Cecil B. Demented, Tank Girl, Spirited Away, Akira, Princess Mononokai, Dogma, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Wayne's World, THE HUMAN TORNADO, Gummo, the Breakfast Club, pretty in pink, casablanca, fear and loathing in las vegas, drugstore cowboy, HEAVY METAL PARKING LOT, crumb, The Who; the kids are alright, the butterfly effect, the professional, ghost world,la strada, Fern Gulley the last rainforest, the last unicorn, the land before time, magnolia, eulogy, the terminal, freeway and some more.....which i don't recall at the moment.

Television:

i don't have a TV, but when i do....X-Files, ren and stimpy and most anything on animal planet.

Books:

okay...i'm only gonna list my faves: The Mists of Avalon, The Vampire Lestat, The Silence of the Lambs, The Poisonwood Bible, Prodigal Summer, Off The Map, Icy Sparks, Lolita, Electric Kool Aid Acid Test, Calliope, All Over Creation by Ruth Ozeki, and Justine ( by Lawrence Durell, not the other guy. i was named after the girl in this book.cool huh?)

Heroes:

Dolemite motha fucka!

My Blog

um....the witch has fucking frostbite

the snow is here and  it's fucking cold....hm...it's an interesting concept. snow being cold...wow. kinda makes your head hurt to think about it.
Posted by smoke crack! on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 04:21:00 PST

cold as a witch's tit....

no snow yet but i remain ever hopeful...i think. at this point i am not so sure...but i sure can say...tonight,  it is cold as a witch's tit, as my father says. crazy limeys say wierd things. wh...
Posted by smoke crack! on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:44:00 PST

there's no santa when you're a jew.

it's odd being a jew on christmas. there's nobody to hang out with, you've already spent all the money you got from hanukah. there's christmas carolers that should be put in a giant fuckng meatgrinder...
Posted by smoke crack! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cool......not.

i fucked up. i messed up a friendship bad and now she hates me. and i have a feeling other people aren't liking me too much right now either. i was gone for a week, came back and now everything is fuc...
Posted by smoke crack! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

spermatron1000

"wouldn't it be strange if instead of having millions of micoscopic sperm you'd just have one big sperm, like a tadpole, shooting out of the end of your penis. you'd pull off the condom and see this t...
Posted by smoke crack! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck you, fuck fuck you, fuck you, fuck you........oh....and you too.

i have to go to school tomorrow on my birthday! right now, everyone's an asshole!
Posted by smoke crack! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

drown my sorrows in the gold of a 40 oz.

OH! king cobra! where art thou? why aren't thou passing through my liver? why aren't thou making me fall on my face? why aren't thou churning my stomach so i puke all over myself? KING CO! KING CO! pl...
Posted by smoke crack! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate you all!

happy, happy joy, joy happy, happy joy,joy.....:)
Posted by smoke crack! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST