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Jumpin Jack Flash

Fuck Your Band

About Me

I write the songs. That's it.

...Sir, The Dragon.Music.Poetry.Vocals.Guitar.Piano.Junkie.

Fuck me, I'm tired of this crazy government bullshit.

Check this band below out please....I enjoy them immensely

My Interests

Fukkin' Suckin' Shootin' an' Lootin'

I'd like to meet:

Just John Lennon. No one else.
Cum Sucking Whores Watching outdated TV like the world might end tomorrow or even tonight. Visit the U.S. National Debt Clock

Music:

Violent Femmes,
Elliott Smith,
John Lennon,
Bright Eyes,
Brian Jonestown Massacre,
Swank Sinatra's, The Doors,
Bob Dylan,
Johnny Cash,
Radiohead,
The Beatles,
The Verve,
Ryan Adams,
BRMC,
Nick Drake,
The Cure,
The Stone Roses,
Modest Mouse,
Joan of Arc,
Capn Jazz,
The Eels,
Dungen,
The Postal Service,
Margot & The Nuclear So And So's,
David Bowie,
The Zombies,
The Unicorns,
Singapore Sling,
Quasi,
Weakerthans,
AtTheDriveIn
TheMarsVolta
and
Butch Walker.The End

Movies:

Trainspotting,
Snatch,
Where the Buffalo Roam,
The Departed
Goodfellas
The GodFather Part I,II,&III,
Scareface
Suburbia

Television:

Notta

Books:

Thus Spoke Zarathustra,
The Dharma Bums,
On the Road,
Franny and Zooey,
Raise the Roof Beam High Carpenter/Seymour an Introduction,
The Catcher in the Rye,
Nine Stories,
The Celestine Prophecy,
and
everything Mr. William S. has ever graced his thoughts upon.

Heroes:

JD Salinger,
John Lennon,
Bill Murray,
Blake,
Burroughs,
Warhol,
Bowie,
Dylan,
Elliott smith,
Morrison,
Bukowski

(there's no order to this)

My Blog

Sasquatch Ate My Dinner Last Night

Songs go, in and out of reality, Giving you one last peice of peace before you wake up and goTomorrow isn't everything that you make it beBut it's better that everyday spent living in  a holeDuct...
Posted by Jumpin Jack Flash on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 06:26:00 PST

It’s funny

The amount of drugs my body can withstand without dying. 50mgMethadone, 5colodapins, 5 atavans, both 1 mg, and a nice mixture of others should be a death cocktail.  Instead its a few wonderful da...
Posted by Jumpin Jack Flash on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:34:00 PST

ComeBackKid and the 99 Theives

Sweet winter nights going out dancing under the starsordering lots of funny Little drinkswhile we're closing down the barsShe's screaming in my earthis is not a place to thinkshe is screaming in my ea...
Posted by Jumpin Jack Flash on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:58:00 PST

times never die

I see lies in your eyeswhen im lying right besidesyou at midnightthere's something in your skina feeling as we beginand were lying tightAnd nothing is as you can seeYou and me will never believe In an...
Posted by Jumpin Jack Flash on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 12:57:00 PST

A New Kind of Tone for Something Less Tasteful

Some where, I'll find myself enjoying life and enjoying time.  In that place I'll find something that means more to me than these things do now.The last time I saw something so beautiful that it ...
Posted by Jumpin Jack Flash on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:19:00 PST

Vagina, it's all the same.

It's not like you have the holy grail lady.  it's a fucking cunteveryone without a dick has oneand there's plenty of the fucking things out thereso don't act like you want me to treat you special...
Posted by Jumpin Jack Flash on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:20:00 PST

A night with Swank.

Last....oh last night. What a great fucking night. Tis one none of us with forget. Tis the night Swank Sinatra kicked some drunk guys ass......Hahahah, But please let me explain before you get ideas t...
Posted by Jumpin Jack Flash on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:58:00 PST

Winter is wonderful for wondering

In a meaning we find ourselves lost in concievingeach and every taste of life we've been livingbut why does he stop to tell the world?as if guns will shatter silence disguised as deep conversationwhen...
Posted by Jumpin Jack Flash on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:33:00 PST

Elliott Smith

I've spent the day learning   Elliott Smith songs, I think I'm going to cover one.  I'm thinking either between the bars or waltz #2.  Any feed back?  I'd love to know what pe...
Posted by Jumpin Jack Flash on Sat, 13 May 2006 10:05:00 PST

Piano

I've been writing songs via the piano all morning.  I think I want to have a few piano based songs on our next cd.  I've played a lot when when i was ingrade school, the first insrtument i t...
Posted by Jumpin Jack Flash on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 07:55:00 PST