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Jessica Rabbit

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About Me

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I run a top secret Bunny Acadamey, where I train and select Bunny Agents. The very best of whom are currently being deployed on a V.I.P mission to take over the world. -- Honest!
They have only the final stages of their training to go. It would appear that our ranks have doubled overnight. This is going to be the easiest World Domination since Mr G.W Bush took over!! Heh Heh!!!!!
My Number One Bunny Agents are
Travis & Treacle .
See their MySpace Profile for more information on them Travis and Treacle's Myspace
So if you've not got a fluffy tail and big floppy... ahem ears, I'm not interested!!! LOL ---- Although, I should maybe point out that my Boyf of 6 years doesn't have a fluffy tail or floppy anythings (especially when I'm around! ), but I wouldn't change him for the world, bunnies or no bunnies!! - I know how much it takes to put up with me!! (And my rabbits!!)
These two beauties were at the Rabbit Rescue that I occasionally help out, they are sisters, and I got to name them! - Meet, Trinny & Susannah! They have since been adopted and have a new forever home.
Some Random Facts About Me.....
I'm 5ft 2, and have size 3 feet.... Yup, I'm little! - But all good things come in lil' packages after all
I'm a brunette, but my hair has been blonde, purple, black and red, gingery red, and pink!!
I'm into cars and motorsport, my Dad used to race BRISCA F1 Stock cars. I currently drive a black diesel Bilabong Clio, which I lurve to bits!!
E numbers send me hyperactive! My favourite combination of Dr Pepper and Smarties however no longer works as "Smarties no longer have any artificial colours or flavourings!" -- rubbish!
When I was little, I went to Lapland and met the real Father Christmas!!
If I'm any good at timekeeping, I'll stick to my "life schedule" and be moving in to my own place Xmas 2008 and getting married 11/04/09. (But I've not told the other half that bit yet!! )
I'm going to get married on a beach! (now that, he does know about!!!!)
I have a medal for Go-Kart Racing?!
I have a hole in my knee as a result of excess speed (not the drug kind!), rain, a Peugeot scooter, and a rather large kerb!!
I have two tattoos, one on my lower back of a butterfly and some celtic style twisty thingys,
and one near my left hip of my nickname for my Boyf. in Japanese. And I want more!! I love that tingly sensation you get just after it's done, it's addictive!!! I've also had many piercings.
I passed my Grade 1 exam on the violin, and my Grade 4 exam on the flute. I also learnt how to play all 5 recorders and very very limited acoutic guitar. All before I was 14
I hate any sport that involves running!!! I like Horse riding, ski-ing, swimming and used to enjoy trampolining at school. I've also been rock climbing a lot, abseiling, canoeing and windsurfing. I've also done shooting and archery --- see, no running!!! I am also ace at bowling and air hockey!! Other than that, I enjoy watching motor racing, football, snooker and those random sports they show on channel 4 at 5am!!!
I passed (well, didn't get ungraded's in) A level French and German, and AS Level Business Studies, Psychology and Design Technology. However, as I'm typing this in English and from not so sunny Northants, you can tell I did bugger all with them!!
My parents have a house in the Alpujarra region of Southern Spain.
I support Arsenal FC.
My Dad's F1 Stock Car Number was 266.
My Porn Star name is ; Misty White .....
Places I've been to include; Austria, Belgium, Carmel - CA, France, Ireland, Lake District, Lapland, Manhattan - New York, Monterey - CA, San Francisco, Spain, Scotland, Wales, Washington DC, and Yosemite.
I've "paddled" with a dolphin. - And yes, before anyone does ask, I can swim!? The dolphins were just chosing not to OK!!
I don't like to swim in the sea as I'm scared of the Jellyfish. I once tried to run away from one, and soon realised that they can move quicker than us in water! I don't have a phobia of them however, as I'm more than happy to watch them from behind a glass screen!!!
I love Lush products, they smell gorgeous and aren't tested on animals
I spent my 21st birthday in Dublin, My 20th in San Francisco, and my 19th in New York
I'm part Welsh.....
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My Interests



You Are From Jupiter
You are exuberantly curious - and you love to explore newness.
Enthusiastic and optimistic, you get a kick out of stimulating intellectual discussions.
Foreign cultures and languages fascinate you. You love the outdoors, animals, and freedom.
Chances are you tend to exaggerate, so try to keep a lid on that.
If you do, you'll continue to be known for your confidence, generosity, and sense of justice. What Planet Are You From?

How to make a jessica rabbit
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3 parts success
5 parts ambition
5 parts beauty
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Now that's one to add to my Xmas list!!!! LOL ; ) Pretty Purlease Santa!!I think Mrs O is great!!! If ever I had to adopt a new Mum, I'd choose her!!Now that's a life to lead, (was) married to a rock star (kinda twice) gets paid a fortune to do v little, and shit, I can guarantee I wont have a washboard stomach or look that good when I'm 34!!!!!Is it wrong that I happen to think that Richard Hammond of Top Gear fame is actually quite funny and sweet? Yes??? Oh well......Other than letting herself down a little by agreeing to present Love Island (although I wouldn't turn down 8 weeks in Fiji either!!?) This lil' miss brightens up my Friday mornings with her early morning Radio 1 breakfast show. She likes cool bands, and decent music, and doesn't care what anyone else thinks by getting tattoos everywhere! It's about time there was a proper down to earth girl in the "celebrity world" and Fearne Cotton certainly is it. I think she's a great role model for having fun with your life!

Music:


I like a mixture of everything,
I get woken up by Radio 1 on my clock radio,
but then
during the day like to listen to anything. Bands currently on my MP3 Player include: -

GREEN DAY ROCK!!!!!
I Love this Band (and Billy Joe *wink*) heh heh!!
My Green Day Claim to fame was waiting around for hours in February 2005 in the freezing cold outside Brixton Academy in London and Getting Mike Dirnt to sign my ticket!!
I have loadsa signed CD's and Vinyls and am V proud of the Green Day artwork on my bedroom walls which will have pride of place in my own home!!!!
Favourite Albums are Kerplunk and American Idiot.
Between Sept 2004 and June 2005 I went to 5 Green Day gigs, and still wanted more!!!!!

Blink 182 Claim to fame, meeting them backstage at Reading 2003 and getting a hug off of Travis Barker and getting a programme signed for my Boyfriend!!

A
Aerosmith
All American Rejects
Anti-Nowhere League
Ash
The Beatles
Bedouin Soundclash
Black Street
Breaks Co-Op
The Clash
Christina Aguilera
David Bowie
Fallout Boy
Feeder
The Feeling
Garth Brooks
Guns n Roses
Hard Fi
Johnny Cash
The Killers
The Kooks
KT Tunstall
Lost Prophets
Muse
No Doubt
Pinhead Gunpowder
Queen
The Raconteurs
Rage Against the Machine
Razorlight
Scissor Sisters
Soundgarden
Stereophonics
Travis
The White Stripes

Movies:

I love Disney films!! Especially Toy Story 1 & 2 and Monsters Inc. (which made me cry!)

Other favourite films include; Cool Runnings, Gothika, Sin City, Memento, Snatch, The Mexican, Catch me if you Can, Kill Bill 1 & 2, The Terminal, Men In Black, Wallace and Gromit -Curse of the Wererabbit and Saving Private Ryan.
Yes, a weird combination I know, and I'm well crap with film titles, so there's prob loads more!?

Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Cruel Intentions
"I'm the only girl you can't have, and it kills you." What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?

Television:

At the moment, I've been watching a lot of Ugly Betty and The Apprentice
I like the X Factor, as I think the audition stages are great entertainment! Followed by the Xtra Factor, as Ben Sheppard is such a wind up merchant and the contestants are too stupid to realise!!!!
I've become OBSESSED with Torchwood, the Dr Who Spinoff - even tho' I never really like Dr Who ('tis too scary sometimes!!! especially the lil' ghosty kids in gas masks episode??!!!), but have been watching this series - And have developed a liking for Mr Captain Jack Harkness - aka John Barrowman, - but since he's 39, and has recently "married" his gay partner, it's a pretty short-lived idea in all honesty, shame!!
I reguarly watch Hollyoaks, but no other Soaps really. I absolutely Lurve FRIENDS, and have seen every episode, as well as own the complete box set!
I like watching Top Gear, and the Grand Prix racing too
I like panel Game Shows, or comedies, such as Have I got News for You, 8 out of 10 Cats, QI, Never Mind the Buzzcocks and Room 101.
Other than that, I just pick and choose depending on what's on. I can quite happily sit down and watch a documentry for an hour or so, provided that it's something I'm interested in, although my parents apparently find my love of watching Crimewatch - "to see if there's anyone on there I know....." - a little concerning....??!!

Books:

I've read all of the Dan Brown Books - Angels and Demons, Da Vinci Code, Digital Fortress and Deception Point.
The last book I read was "My Best Friends Girl" which was one of R & J's Summer reads, and it made me cry!!?? But I did enjoy it
I have lots of books about F1 by Steve Machett who is an ex F1 mechanic
Psychology interests me, and as such, I have lots of books about Serial Killers, Murderers, Death Row inmates and suchlike, which may worry a lot of people! - But I'm fascinated by it all, and it doesn't mean I'm gonna start a rampage!!!
Obviously I have lots of bunny books, including the more controversial "Book of Bunny Suicides" 1 & 2.

My Blog

Hoppy 3rd Birthday!!

My lil' Buggsy Travis is 3 today!!...
Posted by Jessica Rabbit on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:18:00 PST

Hoppy Birthday!!!

My lil' Treacle Tart is 2 Today!!!  Hoppy Birthday Princess!!!  
Posted by Jessica Rabbit on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:27:00 PST

sugar and spice, and everything nice!!!

Started at the age of 4My mother went to the grocery storeWent sneaking through her bedroom doorTo find something in a size 4Sugar and spice and everything niceWasnt made only for girlsGi joe in panty...
Posted by Jessica Rabbit on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:56:00 PST