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Jonee

Rules are for Fools

About Me

Life is fast, so take it slow.

My Interests

Eggs, over easy

I'd like to meet:

Jill Banner

Music:

Saved by Zero, One Night in Bangkok, It Takes Two, 3 Times a Lady, 25 or 6 to 4, 5 to 1

Movies:

Spider Baby, Pit Stop, Coffey

Television:

Watch the new Battlestar Galactica, man. Arrested Development, M*A*S*H, Deadwood, too. I also love the Rockford Files, Freaks and Geeks, Match Game, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, and Leave it to Beaver is one funny show.

Books:

The True American by Melvin Van Peebles, Little Big Man by Thomas Berger, Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy, More Than Human by Theodore Sturgeon, The Crazy Corpse by Harry Stephen Keeler, The Dark Haired Girl by Philip K. Dick, The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner, and the short story oevre of Cordwainer Smith.

Heroes:

Kathryn Miller, Marcos Lopez, Mike Shea, Addy, Elton Brand, Jack Hill, Melvin Van Peebles, among many others.

My Blog

Grammar

Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an America...
Posted by Jonee on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 04:43:00 PST

Doctor

A guy goes to the doctor. He says, "Doctor, you have to help me. I keep forgetting everything."The doctor says, "When did this start?"The man says, "When did what start?"
Posted by Jonee on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:52:00 PST

Old Man

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and apple and peach trees. T...
Posted by Jonee on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:46:00 PST

High Urinals

A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the famous Louisville race track, to see and learn about thoroughb...
Posted by Jonee on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:06:00 PST

Taliking dog

A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house:"Talking Dog For Sale ." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.The guy goes into the backyard an...
Posted by Jonee on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:53:00 PST

Molecular Biology

A man is sitting next to a beautiful woman on an airplane. Thinking now's his chance, he turns and says, "I've read that talking to the person next to you on a plane makes the flight go by faster.""Ok...
Posted by Jonee on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:00:00 PST

Lawyers

Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to...
Posted by Jonee on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:00:00 PST