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Holly Walsh

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About Me

I am Holly Walsh. I am a comedian.

My Interests

Music:

Outdoor Miner (long version) Wire. Prelude to 110 or 220 (Women of the World) Jim O'Rourke. Elephant Gun - Beirut. Boyz - M.I.A.

Movies:

Nuts in May. Kung Fu Hustle.

Television:

Arrested Development. Strangers with Candy.

Books:

Christy Malry's Own Double Entry

Heroes:

Zach Galifianakis is the greatest.

My Blog

Waterproof Ghost

Here is a picture of a Waterproof Ghost that I found in Scotland. ...
Posted by Holly Walsh on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 04:52:00 PST

The Marlon Brando Memorial Slide

This slide was constructed around the same time as Brando's death (July, 2004) and is slightly wider than any other slide I have ever seen.I would now like to know how Hackney Council intend to mark P...
Posted by Holly Walsh on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:37:00 PST

Treat 'em mean...

When it comes to love, the phrase "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" does not apply to pets.
Posted by Holly Walsh on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:19:00 PST

Nandos

yesterday, for the first time (i was utterly serious) i used the phrase..."do the words 'all you can eat' mean nothing to you?"
Posted by Holly Walsh on Sat, 12 May 2007 05:37:00 PST

Public Displays of Affection

I hate public displays of affection.Like holding hands in public.Not least because it doubles your chances of getting struck by lightening.Advice: use protection - wear rubber.
Posted by Holly Walsh on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:00:00 PST

Bubble Writing

Posted by Holly Walsh on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:42:00 PST

1984

(cue E.S.G's 'UFO' track*)holly walsh's 1984** 1984, for me, was literally an orwellian nightmare. my recollections of this year range from "nothing" to "next to nothing". here are the facts:1. i was ...
Posted by Holly Walsh on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:03:00 PST

The Birds...

this is a true story (it's not altogether unbelievable, so i don't really need to tell you that). yesterday i was walking to the west end from my house in hackney (10,647 steps), and i got to this rea...
Posted by Holly Walsh on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:17:00 PST

A Genuine Threat

I once received a written warning, which actually contained the phrase:"You'll never work in this town (Guildford) again"
Posted by Holly Walsh on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:33:00 PST

Mastermind

if you are ever on mastermind, don't do what i did and choose a difficult specialist subject. this is what happened to me:magnus magnuson: "holly walsh. your specialist subject is 'questions that take...
Posted by Holly Walsh on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:39:00 PST