SHIT THE BED! |
I had completely forgotten I ever wrote a blog. I mean like, totally slipped my mind. I just read all my entries. I will never be that funny ever again.
The funniest thing I've done recently is N... Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:29:00 GMT |
Bum fun! and more! |
I havn't been feeling particularly funny recently owing to the fact I am drunk all the time. But I have read a few funny things in various publications that I would like to share.
While waiting outsid... Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:04:00 GMT |
As featured in 'Who Cares?' magazine |
In some countries it is customary to burn effigies of people you really don't like in a public display of protest. We have seen this a lot in recent years. The effigy is usually a wester... Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:46:00 GMT |
We all look much happier than we really are |
Oh look at me banging on again about the inequalities between men and women in the comedy profession. I go on about it ALL THE once.
FICTION NUMBER ONE: You very... Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:02:00 GMT |
Life is like a box of condoms |
I did a gig in Croydon some several saturday nights ago. I came out of the gig to be greeted by a scene of the area's local wildlife. Grazing. Mating. Lapping from pools of bacardi breez... Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:02:00 GMT |
Stand back! Racism and homophobia within! |
This one time I lived in Japan for three years.
In Japan they are in love with the English language. But not in the usual way. The usual way would be to love it by learning it, in order... Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 23:03:00 GMT |
You gotta follow your dreams |
I like talking about what's going on in the news just as much as the next very dull person, but I don't normally cover topical material in my comedy. This is because I am just a g... Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:14:00 GMT |
Please welcome onto the stage: "Tits" Anderson |
Right, I'm like, totally in this weeks Time Out. But the interview has been cut down and I look like a DOUCHE. So this is how it should have been:
- when and where and, ab... Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:47:00 GMT |
I have a hard on |
Some people refer to me as "Evie Anderson - Comedienne"
To my ears they are saying "Evie Anderson - Unfunnyienne"
Call me a word-facist but I do a little bit of vom into my mouth when I ... Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:20:00 GMT |
If I were a giant fist... |
Things To Say To Charity Fundraisers Who Approach You In The Street.
Death is a good thing
You'll have to excuse me, I just shat myself.
GIVE ME MY LIFE BACK
I already have... Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:13:00 GMT |