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Evie Anderson

About Me

Evie would like to be the first to admit that she is an opera singer. When booked as the entertainment for parties and corporate functions she found herself saying ever more silly things between opera arias and the audience doing laughing. She had a think in her head and decided to sing and say silly stuff in a comedy club. At her second comedy outing she was supporting the musician stand-up Rainer Hersh. He liked Evie's act enough to ask her to join him in his 2006 Edinburgh show at the Assembly Rooms. Whilst there she was also invited by Mike Wilmot to perform in his 'comedy blue' show some several of times. Evie refers to herself only in the third person. Just like the queen.What people have said: "Will you marry me?" - An audience member."I'm so relieved you weren't...[Evie: "shit?"]...yeah." - Julian Barratt


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SHIT THE BED!

I had completely forgotten I ever wrote a blog. I mean like, totally slipped my mind. I just read all my entries. I will never be that funny ever again. The funniest thing I've done recently is N...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:29:00 GMT

Bum fun! and more!

I havn't been feeling particularly funny recently owing to the fact I am drunk all the time. But I have read a few funny things in various publications that I would like to share. While waiting outsid...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:04:00 GMT

As featured in 'Who Cares?' magazine

    In some countries it is customary to burn effigies of people you really don't like in a public display of protest. We have seen this a lot in recent years. The effigy is usually a wester...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:46:00 GMT

We all look much happier than we really are

      Oh look at me banging on again about the inequalities between men and women  in the comedy profession. I go on about it ALL THE once.   FICTION NUMBER ONE: You very...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:02:00 GMT

Life is like a box of condoms

    I did a gig in Croydon some several saturday nights ago. I came out of the gig to be greeted by a scene of the area's local wildlife. Grazing. Mating. Lapping from pools of bacardi breez...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:02:00 GMT

Stand back! Racism and homophobia within!

    This one time I lived in Japan for three years. In Japan they are in love with the English language. But not in the usual way. The usual way would be to love it by learning it, in order...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 23:03:00 GMT

You gotta follow your dreams

      I like talking about what's going on in the news just as much as the next very dull person, but I don't normally cover topical material in my comedy. This is because I am just a g...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:14:00 GMT

Please welcome onto the stage: "Tits" Anderson

    Right, I'm like, totally in this weeks Time Out. But the interview has been cut down and I look like a DOUCHE. So this is how it should have been:     - when and where and, ab...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:47:00 GMT

I have a hard on

    Some people refer to me as "Evie Anderson - Comedienne" To my ears they are saying "Evie Anderson - Unfunnyienne" Call me a word-facist but I do a little bit of vom into my mouth when I ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:20:00 GMT

If I were a giant fist...

Things To Say To Charity Fundraisers Who Approach You In The Street.   Death is a good thing   You'll have to excuse me, I just shat myself.   GIVE ME MY LIFE BACK   I already have...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:13:00 GMT