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philth

About Me

After considerable success in kart racing, I became the 1977 British Formula Fordchampion, despite suffering a broken neck in a testing accident. Doctors told me I had beenperilously close to quadriplegia, that I would be confined for six months and would neverdrive again. I sneaked out of hospital (telling the nurses I was going to the toilet) andraced on.

At the 1984 Monaco Grand Prix I surprised many by overtaking Alain Prost in a wet race forthe lead, but soon after retired from the race. The team's new managers were keen to makespace for Ayrton Senna, and I left at the end of the season.

No, hang on. That was Nigel Mansell. sucking dodd balls.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

cutlery is a dead

 


I barely write anything on slate. 

My Blog

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Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:52:00 GMT

pot death, like cot death but tastier...

...and more swelling. I've just eaten a pot noodle and now I have a ceaseless urge to just die.   More snack-related mortality next week...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 05:52:00 GMT