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Satan Baby

I am going to slay you at Gymboree!

About Me

I will eat your soul while you're changing me. You will bow down before my will, before its time to powder my little heiny so I don't get a rash.

My Interests

Looking good, staying sharp, converting and perverting good christians.

I'd like to meet:

I'll meet you all one day, In hell, but not until after my playgroup lets out.
This is going to feel like a swedish massage when I'm through with this guy!
(Image courtesy of HEAT HER ocularNERVES )

Music:

With the exception of Mercyful Fate, all those Black Metal bands are Christian groups in my book. I say put on some Jim and Tammy Faye or some Lawrence Welk and lets have a real bloodbath. Even my Uncle Anton LaVey would only listen to circus and carnival music.

Movies:

Toy Story, Aladdin, Little Nicky

Television:

The Telletubbies are dad's personal emissaries to the under 4 set. I never miss them.

Books:

I don't read yet, but I can speak every mortal language backwards!

Heroes:

Dad, Beelzebub, Wally George, Wink Martindale, Lou Ferigno, Jimmy Swaggart, anybody with the last name Rockefeller, Kareem Abdul Jabbar and I just love that Van Amburg!