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Gaydolf

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About Me

First of all I'd like to apologize to the world for being so uptight there in the mid-twentieth century. My therapist says that I am the worst case of self-loathing she has ever seen. I was always the sensitive type, I was an art student after all. My therapist says I suffer from depression. Thank GOD for anti-depressive drugs, to think that a little Prozac with my Weinerschnitzel back in '36, and the whole holocaust thing might have been avoided. I think if you let yourself get to know me, you are gonna love the new Hitler. Gay, proud, Wiccan. I am so sick of those stupid Aryan movement people trying to deny the aweful things I put in to motion. There is no way to heal when you're in denial people! My therapist had me march in the Buenos Aires Gay Pride parade as a part of the healing process.

My Interests

I am interested in nature and universal love amongst all beings. I think that pesto pizza is wonderful and violence is atrocious.

I'd like to meet:

I think that Barbara Striesand is just FABULOUS!!! I'd love to meet her if she can ever forgive me for slaughtering millions of jews. Also love that Richard Simmons, what a perky little bulge he has. I'd love to meet him but he would have to forgive me for slaughtering all those gays as well as the jews. I love that Steven Tyler of Aerosmith, I understand he is well endowed too! Alas he won't care for me too much because of all those Gypsies I annihilated. Everbody hates me. :(
Here is a photo of my old band, Bad News Adolf. We had to kick Stalin out of the band because we weren't digging the Commies too much at that time. Plus he wanted to do Emo, typical pinko!
(Photo courtesy of Commander Pogo of Romulus who says,"Making fun of Hitler is actually one of my hobbies.")

Music:

Bronski Beat, New Order, Leo Sayer, Rodger, Gloria Gaynor, Showtunes, Accept, Judas Priest, The themes from Rawhide and Sprockets, Tiny Tim, The Cocteau Twins, Kraftwerk.

Movies:

Un Chien Andalou, To Wong fu, La Cage, Tarnation, Smokey and the Bandit

Television:

I just love that Dieter from the show Sprockets

I want to touch his monkey

Books:

Illusions by Richard Bach, The Chronicals of Narnia by C.S. Lewis, The Basketball Diaries by Jim Carroll, anything by Danielle Steele. . . . .

Heroes:

Ram Das, Wagner, Udo Dirkschnieder, Anne Frank, Miraslav Satan, Johnny Thunders, Noam Chomsky