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Björn

Whaaaaaaaaaaa ? Hypocrisy.. ? .. Whats that ?

About Me


So, before reporting, spying, keeping track of or what the fuck else to call it, these are the reasons it is back up and why i have put time into it,
A G A I N ..
I got a notification that either i made this a "serious" profile or it will cease to exist and i would lose my so called "addy"..
..and since this is such a nice loving place i really didnt want to do that so i felt it being of high importance to keep it..
or fucking something ..
And to add, so you ppl out there dont have to spy and keep track of it, i will let all important parties up to date with this when and if i update it any further, D E A L ?
Shiiiit, Peepz Actually Reading This ? ?
Am No Different Than Anyone Else, I Put My Pants On One Leg At The Time Just Like The Rest! After That It Might Be A Difference... Biggest Difference Might Be That I Manage The Band
T h e M i s t O f A v a l o n
.. Fuck .. Just Ask Me Instead, It's Easier That Way! I am easy going and answer most of the stuff that might be blabbed out!
I'm gonna take a shotgun now people ..
And disconnect my brain ..
Konstigt nog har mina nuvarande flickvänner efternamn såsom: .jpg .wmv och .avi ..
Fuck Thomas And His MySpace Editors
It's hard to walk this path alone ..
Hard to know which way to go ..
- Myles Kennedy

My Interests

M u s i c
M u s i c
M u s i c
And Yea,
Did I Meantion Music ?
Cars.. WTF..
S e x, D r u g s & R N' R
Nothing Particulary Mentioned,
Nothing Forgotten!!

I'd like to meet:

Think I Have Met All The Old Goat Lords I Wanted To Meet Already..
Or They Are All Dead .. Haha
Okay, There Is Still A Few That Are Still Alive, But Hey..
One Day Some Day.. Heh..
Send A Message if you feel like you could fit in!
I don't Bite ..

Music:

Anything from Softcore porn music to Metal!
You be the judge in what music falls in between those categories!
You name a band that are
g o o d and i will probably enjoy it too!
Talent spreads so much further than just the metal scene ..
Shocker huh ??
( Which probably has the least talent out of them all )
Just because you can play an open E string really fucking fast it doesnt make you a good musician
Just as little as the gear will make you a great musician.
Just cuz mommy and daddy has bought you a brand fucking new Peavey 5150 Ver.II amp head and the cabinet to combine it with and a real nice and shiny Jacksson guitar does it NOT mean you are the new Steve Vai..
Oh oh btw, The amount of pedals does not change your skills either ..
Just as little as blip blopping a single beat on a computer makes you a talented musician ..

Enjoyable And Personal Favs.

Guns N' Roses
Alice Cooper
The Mist of Avalon
Entombed
David Bowie
Blues Brothers
C.C.R.
I.C.P.
M&M
Thåström
Samaël
Nefilim
Devin Townsend
Vomitory
Mötley Crüe
Sepultura
Chuckies Orchestra
Danzig
Misfits
Samhain
Cypress Hill
Faith No More
Vader
Musical Music
And the list goes on and on ..

Movies:

Has A Huge DvD Collection..
Over 500 By Now.. A Few Pointers Of Enjoyable Ones..

Old Boy
The Exorcist
(It's Alot Of Horror)
Saw
Saw II
Reservoir Dogs
GoodFellas
(And It's Kinds)
Kill Bill Vol. I & II
Lord Of The Rings
Cannibal Holocaust
(Not Really Good But An Experience Tho..)
Desperado
El Mariachi
Pulp Fiction
Bad News !!!
More Bad News
Team America; World Police
A Nightmare Before Christmass
(And The Rest Of The Tim Burton Movies)
Napoleon Dynamite
The Devils Rejects
House Of 1000 Corpses
The Hills Have Eyes
Hostel
Kung Pow

Has Been Said Before But .. Just Ask And I'll Give More Cuz The List Goes On Forever ..

Television:

Sopranos
Lost
The Shield
Family Guy
Futurama
Simpsons
American Dad
Married With Children
The Contender
And A Whole Lot More !!!

Perhaps I Should Slow Down With The Tv Watching ..
Haha

Books:

Love Books !
Tho I Have Been Slacking A Bit Lately...
Shame On Me..
Naughty naughty me ..

Heroes:

S a c k o
Rest In Peace Brother
And See You Soon ..

My Blog

A Great Man Has Left Us.

Rest In Peace Danny a.k.a Tourettesguy. You will be missed! 1964 - 2007   If you have yet to discover this man whom has amused me for hours and given me some of my best laughters ever, follow the...
Posted by Björn on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:07:00 PST

Old Year, New Year And Ass Kicking.

So, a new year and i suppose a new blog would be in order, should i write one i guess it should be at the beginning of the new year. Perhaps we should start where the last year ended. New years, same ...
Posted by Björn on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:37:00 PST

Intresting Discoveries And Yet More Words of Wisdom ..

Famous words of John Milton/Al Pacino - Guilt is like a bag of fuckin' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down .. .. which is true, noone will carry them for you nor the bricks that should be given to ...
Posted by Björn on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 09:53:00 PST

Important Lesson Revisited

- Experience talks louder in life than age, look at Jessica Simpson, dumb as a fucking brick and a half eaten bag of potatoe chips, and look at me, experience has thought me well. - Make sure people r...
Posted by Björn on Fri, 26 May 2006 07:04:00 PST

Hmmm ..

Steak or Cheeseburger .. now that is the question ..
Posted by Björn on Mon, 22 May 2006 03:12:00 PST

Important Lesson

Remember kids, all that is done with you can also be done against you
Posted by Björn on Fri, 19 May 2006 04:34:00 PST