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I am here for Friends

About Me

I am a very boring person with no interests that are interesting. So stay away from me if you want to be entertained. I hate writing these things, so I won't.

My Interests

What am I supposed to put in here that everyone isn't into? I'm really into fun things that use your brain and make your heart lighter than air. I plan a monthly scavenger hunt here with my friends Kitty and Andy. It's very fun. I think holding babies is pretty cool. I think handing the baby back with a polite "No thanks" is REALLY cool. Doodling on paper. Noodling on guitar. I like food. Um, I'm a big fan of people who think up color pallettes I can't. I'm stopping now.

I'd like to meet:

my maker

Music:

The Magnetic Fields, Pleasant Grove, the pAperchAse, the Baptist Generals, Babboon, The Theatre Fire, Happy Bullets, Tah-Dahs, Neutral Milk Hotel, Lustre King, Jesus Lizard, Tight Phantomz, Hank Williams, Red Sovine, Minus Story, MC Chris, Faux Fox, Cursive, Interpol, Grandaddy, Iron & Wine, Any soundtrack by Jon Brion or Thomas Newman, uh... uh.... about 4000 more.

Movies:

I'm getting sick of this filling out nonsense. Some of the ones on my shelf are The Shawshank Redemption, Star Wars (the old version, before special effects took the place of story and characters), Dawn of the Dead, Leaving Las Vegas, Secret of Nimh, Wet Hot American Summer, Spongebob Squarepants, and Band of Brothers. So I like movies that are similar to one, or all of those.

Television:

Upright Citizens Brigade, Strangers with Candy, Invader ZIM, The Daily Show, those shows where they show people getting hurt by their kids and running from the police ("Ooh, this ones going to make it! He's got it! Aww... road spikes.) Animal shows.

Books:

Childrens books because I like pictures better than words, graphic novels because they have better stories than most books, Occult dictionaries, David Sedaris, Steve Martin, and Tom Robbins. Some thing else I'm sure. Flyers.

Heroes:

People who maintain a quiet life and are totally satisfied. Those who hold themselves up with a modest dignity.

My Blog

I know, it's too much to bear.

Well.Ahem.Uh...I don't know how to say this, but I've been offered another blog. Yeah, I know, I've got a perfectly good blog space here and all, but I really feel like I need to take this one. I th...
Posted by m@ on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:20:00 PST

"Edgy" doesn't describe Marketing.

In addition to the Great Boston Mind Fuck of 2007:Have you seen the new Diesel campaign? Welcome to your super sexy future.Get it? Antarctica has melted, but that ain't gonna stop my stylish life! ...
Posted by m@ on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:39:00 PST

Who knew Castlevania could rape children?

So...The Fox6 bureau in Milwaukee (the birthplace of futurism, btw) have done their dark robed masters proud. In what must be a new high point in fear mongering and ignorance, they have produced a "N...
Posted by m@ on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:21:00 PST

As long as "Viral" means "Make me bleed"

Hello. Now, if you would be so kind, allow me to rape your eyes and ears. No no, dry those tears, for it will be over soon. It will be good for you, in the long run...>Now, that's a bad YouTube, ri...
Posted by m@ on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:40:00 PST

Bill O'Rly?

And another crazy technology hater falls out of the wood work to join others in the stupid position that video games are the end of society.Bill O..Reilly, political talk show host for Fox News recent...
Posted by m@ on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:14:00 PST

Here we go again.

Hoo boy. Looks like RockStar has decided to up the ante on pissing fundamentalists off. For months now, we've been hearing the spazmodic, retard-in-a-greasefire lamentations of those concerned (read...
Posted by m@ on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:19:00 PST

Rag Doll physics and Rubber Band Fight Humor

In the game Half Life 2, you can do something called a construct, where you can build little things that behave according to the physics engine of the game. Most people build an obstacle course to pl...
Posted by m@ on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:15:00 PST

I'm learning! About sadness!

So, I watched a documentary on Sea Otter's tonight, but I couldn't finish it because they showed them eating oysters off their belly's, and frankly, that shit is gross. I mean, it's not so cute when ...
Posted by m@ on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:42:00 PST