Why Axl Rose and Freddie Mercury are better than my betta |
For those of you not "in the know" Axl Rose and Freddie Mercury are my goldfish... Freddie used to have a sweet mustache, but it's gone now, I think the AIDS made it fall off. Sad. Anyway, they're be...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:30:00 GMT |
There’s spit and spite all through my blood |
This is why I love my friends:Me: you know why those two girls are friends? Cause they both like stupid hats.Both: Hahahahaha!Misty: But you know people say the same things about us. 'You know why tho...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 16:23:00 GMT |
OMG squirrel! |
So, its about that time where everyone starts asking what I'm doing for my birthday (maybe just in my head, but I'll take it). A lot. Since this year my birthday will be going on for about a week I ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 20:20:00 GMT |
That sounds about right |
This was my horoscope today:You've yet to meet the person with whom you want to spend the rest of your life -- sadly, today will be no exception. You will, however, meet several people whom you'll nev...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 20:58:00 GMT |
I found Jesus |
In the paint department of Home Depot. I always assumed it would be in lumber.
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 20:02:00 GMT |
As a joke I sent a bottle of whisky, as you choked you said it made you feel dirty |
Pete Yorn is playing in St. Louis on my birthday! I need to be there! I'd really like it if my friends were there too. Bonus points if you get me drunk enough to walk up and make out with him. Who...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 17:37:00 GMT |
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. |
Here's a quick rundown of my morning:-Wake up-Stumble into bathroom-Pull toilet paper from roll-Realize I just flung spider off of toilet paper to God knows where-Freak out-See it on the back of my un...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:44:00 GMT |
So, you know how I love bacon? |
Someone needs to buy this for me.
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 13:01:00 GMT |
Even though she doesn't have her mink on... |
This might be one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:02:00 GMT |
I'd buy you a nacho cheese fountain |
Earlier today I was driving and I saw a billboard for Helsberg Diamonds that read "Show her what BFF really means" and had a picture of two women hugging and a diamond necklace. Umm... to all of my f...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 23:22:00 GMT |
