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My name is... Dan

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About Me

I sleep alot. Thats the important thing. My name is Daniel Stafford, I was born in Carrolton Texas, and raised in near by The Colony, home of a hundred liquor stores and little else. Then during the summer after my freshman year I moved to Ames, Iowa. Kind of a big change, but i'm coping, and learning to love corn. The sub-zero winter temps still bite the big one though. Some may notice that I am a very bad speller, and I won't argue, but graduating High School makes that not so important anymore. I love music; anything loud, fast, and agressive. I'm normaly a very quiet person, but I'll open up every once and a while, then the laughs will come rollng in. Right now I'm sort of looking to keep in touch with people I knew from before who are spreading out across the country in pursuit of higher education. I myself am now a Pre-Architecture student at Iowa State University here in Ames.High School Humor

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My Interests

Fire, building or destroying stuff, reading books, music, movies...

I'd like to meet:

Funny people. (not just dip sh*t people who think that they are funny but real funny people) People who don't get passionate about religon because I'll probably end up insulting your religion at some point or another, and the die-hard jesus kids scare me. I like to get invites from hard rock bands, ones that live near or in Ames I like even more.

adopt your own virtual pet!hey, i adopted a fake animal. that's great for me.

Music:

Hard rock, classic rock, new rock, grunge rock, heavy metal, and a few select puck bands. just about anything thats fast, loud, and aggressive. I could sit and name off bands for quiet a long time, but I don't have the patience right now to do that.

Movies:

Sci fi, action, comedy, war, horror (and most sequals are decent).Black Hawk Down, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Monty Pythong and the Holy Grail, Army of Darkness, The Rock, Rollerball, Saw, Polterguist, Halloween, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm's Street, The Exorsist, Silent Hill, Idle Hands, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, The Warriors, Alien, Predator, A Nightmare Before Cristmas, Edward Scissorhands, Saving Private Ryan, Man on Fire, Desperado, Once Upon a Time In Mexico, The Posidon Adventure, Shriek, Scary Movie, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Dracula 2000, Robin Hood: Men is Tights, Dracula: Dead and Loving It, Young Frankenstien, The Texas Chainsaw Massecure, Hellraiser, The Life of Bryan, The Meaning of Life, X-Men, Spiderman, Batman, Superman, The Terminator, Commando, First Blood, Kiss of the Dragon, Unleashed, Rumble in the Bronx,...this could take quite a while so I'm just gonna give up here.

Television:

Tv makes the world go round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and... what was I talking about?

Books:

I like to read most of the classics, anything violent or suspencful, like Stephen King, and a little bit of the sci fi stuff.

Heroes:

I really don't know what to put here that won't get me slapped...

My Blog

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Posted by My name is... Dan on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:22:00 PST

Halloween party 2007

youtube wouldn't let me do it all as one, so i cut it in tween. yay,daniel...
Posted by My name is... Dan on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 07:18:00 PST

One Last Vent, just to clear it all out

The Story of Ethan  ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />              Everything that I have written her...
Posted by My name is... Dan on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:24:00 PST

Ozzfest 2007 plans

ok, so last year we tried this and it didn't work out. lets try again this year. below are the four closest shows, their dates, how far away they are, and google's estimation on how long to drive ther...
Posted by My name is... Dan on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:38:00 PST

Scratch

Scratch Wheel of Fortune was just starting when Ben first started hearing the noises from the basement, which was unfortunate because Ben McGee really liked that show.      &n...
Posted by My name is... Dan on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:06:00 PST

Heavy Metal

I'm bored so i felt like typing something that didn't have anything to do with the large amount of typing i have to do for my english classes. And sence today is the five year anniversery of Layne Sta...
Posted by My name is... Dan on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:47:00 PST

More Creative Writting Assignments

i did the song title poem again on my own, i like the second one a bit better. then the next one turned out a bit bloody, its called a sestana. something with word order. same thing with the third, cr...
Posted by My name is... Dan on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:16:00 PST

Uh ohh...

Yeah, so this is just a bit of selfish self promotion. these are my videos of the battle of the bands sets so far this year. i'm bored so i felt like posting them like this, i have a few new ones up i...
Posted by My name is... Dan on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:53:00 PST

Creative Writing Assignments

we're doin' the poetry unit in creative writing right now. i wrote poems... ha. first one's a "list poem". it was to list a bunch of things that we are not. the second one's a "found poem" that we wer...
Posted by My name is... Dan on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:34:00 PST

A Much Less Not-So-Happy Dan

A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug...
Posted by My name is... Dan on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:55:00 PST