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iliana*

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

About Me



I am the 13th Iliana of 5,000 MySpace Ilianas. Who knew so many of us existed?

AND, Neda Ulaby's voice really bothers me. Seriously, it r-e-a-l-l-y bothers me.

My Interests


Seeing out of my right eye.
Our cars parking next to one another in parking gargages.

I'd like to meet:



I'd like to travel my remaining 93% of the world

Music:

Beatles, Jethro Tull, Led Zeppelin, Janis Joplin, Nick Drake, Van Morrison, Freddie Mercury, Damien Rice, Elliott Smith, Dave Brubeck, Stan Getz, Joao Gilberto, Ella Fitzgerald, Belle and Sebastian, 1 O'Clock lab band, Grateful Dead, B.B. King, Kenny Wayne Shephard, Buddy Guy, Clapton, Nickel Creek, David Grissman, Dixie Chicks, Alison Krauss, Tom Waits, Jamiroquai, David Bowie, The Dandy Warhols, John Mayer, George Michael, The Shins, The Decemberists, The Jayhawks, Wilco

Movies:

Don't have time watch any :(

Television:

30 Rock!!!, The Office, the new Caveman show's good; Sunday night is KERA's British Comedy night, but Father Ted comes on too late now.

Books:

Grammar and style books.

Heroes:

My family.

My Blog

I go celebrity in seconds

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Posted by iliana* on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 09:01:00 PST

Deamon Compass

My Golden Compass deamon is Skeane, an awesome racoon. Mariya challenged it though and turned me into a beautiful feline... ...
Posted by iliana* on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 07:39:00 PST

I'll miss you, Pluto.

It's almost devastating. Your favorite coworker has been asked to retire early. You've lost something you've known all your life.   Sure, Pluto cannot defend its own orbit, but for years now, I'v...
Posted by iliana* on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 03:34:00 PST

Swim in Chocolate when you fall in it.

Cocobutter Saves Day in Chocolate Crisis  Morning Edition, August 21, 2006 For all chocoholics who may have missed this bit of news over the weekend: A 21-year-old worker at a chocolate supply c...
Posted by iliana* on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 07:47:00 PST

In loving memory, Mrs. King

In memory of Coretta Scott King, MLK's wife. She picked up his civil rights drive and passion to our nation when he was killed, which we can thank her for. I had the opportunity of meeting her a ...
Posted by iliana* on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 05:31:00 PST

This is the last day

I just wanted to post a blog on my last day of 24 years. Tomorrow I start a time span of a quarter of a century. Yay.
Posted by iliana* on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:04:00 PST

Catapult to Glory

(1986, United Kingdom) In 1986 the UK saw its most violent storm in over 350 years. Wind speeds exceeded 90 mph, and an incredible amount of damage was done to property and people up and down the UK. ...
Posted by iliana* on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 11:12:00 PST

Another planet, bitches!

So, beside that "planet" found within the past two years, they just found a Mars-ish size planet in our solar system. It is allegedly 3 times the distance of Pluto from the sun...so, if you can't pict...
Posted by iliana* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Two more jokes

Which room will a ghost never need?? A living room! Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate. Oh, man, those are good.
Posted by iliana* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Devil Joke

If satan loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
Posted by iliana* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST