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Liz

I’m as serious as an erection problem

About Me

I currently have no idea what I want to do in my life…maybe it is due to my total fear of commitment. I live for higher consciousness, human connection…or lack thereof, singing in the shower, pointless TV shows, silent understandings, human touch, comfort, sobering experiences, vulnerability, awkward moments, genuine love, the feeling you get when you like something and you can really share it with someone else…
Full Name: Damian Lucifer Satan
Nickname: liz
DOB: Aug 26 1987
Birthplace: Sonoma California
Current Location: Salt Lake City Utah
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: Brown ...i miss my blue:(
Height: 5'7''
Weight: 120000000000
Heritage: Russian
Piercings: no not at the moment
Tatoos: i wish
Boyfiend/Girlfriend: ya, your boyfriend!
Overused Phrase: uhhh
FAVORITES
Food: beer
Candy: beer
Number: ...uh beer
Color: green
Animal:
Non-Alcoholic Drink: WHAT???? WHY?
Alcoholic Drink: i dont drink
Letter: 11
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite
McDonalds or Burger King: Wild Oats
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot Tea or Ice Tea: Ice mmmmmm
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, it goes wit da Strawberries
Kiss or Hug: Both ya ohhh yaaaa
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaa
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary or Funny Movie: Both
Love or Money: Love awwwwww
YOUR...
Bedtime: when will your mom be here?
Most Missed Memory: my left arm
Best Physical Feature: my right arm
First Thought Waking Up: shit...i need a hanger...ya i went there
Goal For This Year: stay alive
Best Friends: Friends?????
Weakness: Mustaches
Fears: Mustaches
Strengths: my values and integrity...etc etc…god will you let me in now???
Longest Relationship: 3 years way way way to long
Shortest Relationship: 2 weeks way way way perfect
HAVE YOU EVER...
Drank: me????
Smoked: ummm
Smoked Pot: ????
Been Drunk: .....uhhhh
Been Beaten Up: tap tap....
Shoplifted: do do dooo
Skinny Dipped: yaaaa...uhhhhh
Kissed Opposite Sex: yes
Been Dumped: yes
Dumped Someone an more yes
IN A GUY/GIRL
Eye Color: sweet
Hair Color and Style: ok
Looks or Personality: personality
Hot or Cute: this is lame
Drugs and Alcohol: again....lame
Muscular or Really Skinny Dinosaur
RANDOMS
How Do You Want To Die: in my sleep
Been To The Mall Lately: ya
Get Along With Your Parents: yes
Health Freak: Vegetarian but probably no
Do You Think Your Attractive: DO I...!!!
Want To Go To College: HELL NO...but i am
Show Daily: yes
How Many Times Do You Change Your Clothes In 1 Day: 1 time...is that bad?
Do You Sing: yes
Want To Get Married: sure...in a long time you silly mormons
Want Children: ya
When Did You Lose Your Virginity: 35
Who Did You Lose Your Virginity To: My hand
Do You Like To Read: yes
Lefty or Righty depends;)
Favorite Quote: myspace sucks
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Your Love Style is Manic
For you, love is the ultimate rollercoaster And you love to hold on tight and enjoy the ride Every time you fall in love, it feels like the first time And while it's exciting and exhilarating... It's also stressful and scary! What's Your Love Style?
You Are 24% Massachusetts
You could pass for being from Massachusetts - until you open your mouth and start pronouncing R's. How Massachusetts Are You?

My Interests

I love happy people and anyone who has ever seen the country by hopping freight trains.
Your Monster Profile
Basilisk Murderer

You Feast On: Beer

You Lurk Around In: Swingers Clubs

You Especially Like to Torment: Groupies What's Your Monster Name?

Music:

lots of different music

Movies:

fight club, American beauty, 28 days later, Forrest Gump, Edward scissorhand…any Tim Burton film, anything with Adam Sandler…Chris Farley, saving private Ryan, ghost world, dead poets society, the lion king, fear and loathing, pulp fiction, kill bill 1; and 2, midnight express, The Cell, V for Vendetta, American history x, Texas chainsaw massacre, united states of leland, Amelia, boogie nights, requiem for a dream, waking life, the "bang bus" series, natural born killers, the dreamers, American psycho, reality bites, SLC punk, man on the moon, barfly, the hours, harold and maude, Goodfellas, Battle Royale I & II, Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, Evil Dead 2, Donnie Darko, Snatch, Super Troopers, Scarface, Blow, Love Actually, Motorcycle Diaries, Bad Education, Love is a bitch, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, What Dreams May Come, A Time to Kill, Full Metal Jacket, Apocolypse Now, Pi, Magnolia, Chicago, Cool Hand Luke, The Big Lebowski, City of God, Dogville, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, lucky number slevin...I'm kind of obsessed with movies, so I'll stop now.

Television:

Conan O'Brien, The Daily Show, Simpsons, Aqua teen hunger force, family guy etc...
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Banished Beekeeper.Where You Lived: Thailand.How You Died: Decapitation. Who Were You In a Past Life?

Books:

The Gospel According to Biff, 1984, Wicked, Anthem, Candide, Slaughterhouse Five, Einstein's Dreams, Anne Sexton's Poetry, The Talisman, The Haindmaid's Tale, Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas, White Oleander, Still Life with Woodpecker, A Light In August, Freakanomics, and The Stranger, francesca lia block, charles bukowski, ham on rye, catcher in the rye, Clockwork Orange, the perks of being a wallflower, prozac nation, on the road, stranger in a strange land, the stranger, lolita, siddhartha, 1984, of mice and men, Poe, LOVE short story poetry

My Blog

Blue Blue...Blue???

Seen from space, we inhabit the blue planet.  It's true that there is, on earth, a phenomenal amount of blue.  The sky in daytime, when unclouded; the oceans. We are ceaselessly immersed in ...
Posted by Liz on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:11:00 PST