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Lawn

the price is wrong, bitch

About Me

my most used phrase is "i know a guy". i found a hidden sidewalk a while ago. i love speaking in public. every month or two, i'm pessimistic for a couple hours. if a camera were to follow me around all the time, it would be pretty boring for the viewers until nite when i do most my walking and talking. i like when people don't hold back. i like pullups. pudding is my favorite. i love asking questions. if i have asked you many questions, i like you or i might just like how your voice sounds. sometimes i drool. there are times i think about many things, relating them in some way. when i'm able to think of nothing else, i like to go through what i just thought, but backwards. i handle packages for a living. i like to read. i have bad posture. i'm impatient. i like testing peoples limits. i'm addicted to adrenaline. i walk a lot. i over think everything. if being a loner were a career, i'd be ceo. girls don't scare me anymore. i like learning history. one of my biggest fears is dying alone. i was in a coma for a month and a half in 94. i look everyone in the eye. i love heights. i like tomatoes in sauce or ketchup form. i abhor hypocrites. i love meeting new people. i think about numbers and letters all the time. i only have nine toe nails. i've come pretty close to being blind in my right eye twice. i'm not good at first impressions. my thumbs are double jointed. i'm not bad with directions. i'm a huge fan of soda. i'm tall, so obviously my favorite sport is croquet. i'm in love with thrift stores. i can touch my tongue to my nose. i wish my hair were still long. i tried learning greek a few years back. i'd like to be on saturday night live. i like hot beaches. i mumble a lot. i'm sarcastic. i can't fall asleep on my back unless it's in public. i can't juggle, but i've thought about learning. i like magnets and magnetic things. magnetic people are okay too. i feel that i should be doing something with my life, but i have no idea where to get started. i constantly feel that everything i see and do isn't really happening, just things being thought of. my dreams involve bright colors, foreign languages, and extensive knowledge of major subjects. i'm not a rubber neck. i notice stupid stuff, like how people let their mouths hang open. i constantly make lists of things to do. i love climbing stuff. i have a hard time letting go of things and people. i used to collect rocks. i love alleys. occasionally, i wonder why i even use myspace. i have many influences. that's not saying i'm influenced in any way, just that the people i know (and like) have taken part in chiselling the kid who wrote this. in eighth grade i stopped caring what people thought. why waste your time and energy worrying? does their opinion really matter?

My Interests

interests: coin collecting, mixing soda, history billiards, math

I'd like to meet:

as far as meeting goes, i'm up for anything. if you're interested in being friendly, that will work. if you're looking for something more, like to learn my secret recipes, you definately need to be cool.

HowManyOfMe.com

There is:
1
person with my name
in the U.S.A.

Music:

Linkin park, the doors, nickelback, erasure, seal, amber g, Lynden, dirty vegas, boards of canada, kasabian, breaking benjamin, depeche mode, the bravery, the sad song co, interpol, rush, solare, elbow, anberlin, filter, nine inch nails, the space between, fuel, pendulum, jinmo, air, and jamiroquai.

Movies:

pi, the curve, a requiem for a dream, bickford smeckler's cool ideas, totally baked, phat beach, detroit rock city, the doors, pans labyrinth, the girl next door, dude where's my car, when zachary beaver came to town, superbad, bad girls from mars, 1408, the hitcher, willow, back to the future, napoleon dynamite, the italian jorb, crocodile dundee, sphere, rounders, slc punk, wayne's world, atl, da vinci code, lady in the water, employee of the month, Bridge to Terabithia, breach, wild hogs, zodiac, black snake moan, 300, disturbia, hot fuzz, the invisible, kickin it old school, (all teh)spiderman, mr brooks, ocean's 11-13, fantastic four, nancy drew, evan almighty, ratatouille, live free or die hard, transformers, i now pronounce you chuck and larry, the simpsons movie, all three bourne films, elizabeth:the golden age, bee movie, the kite runner, no counrty for old men, hitman, beowulf, i am legend, national treasure:book of secrets, ps,i love you, the other boleyn girl, cloverfield, closer, in bruges, jumper, semi-pro, 10000 bc, the bank job, never back down, 21, run fat boy run, the ruins, street kings, the forbidden kingdom, harold and kumar escape from guantanamo bay, made of honor, ironman, what happens in vegas, the latest indiana jones, you don't mess with the zohan, the happening, the incredible hulk, wanted, hancock, hellboy two, the dark knight, step brothers, pineapple express, tropic thunder, the rocker, babylon ad, bangkok dangerous

Television:

cartoons man.
U CAUTION
IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP LON AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.

Books:

ender's game, 1984, ender's shadow, anything about ancient civilizations. like stonehenge, greek/roman empires, etc.

Heroes:

spiderman.

My Blog

sour cream and oniown3d

on monday june two i was waiting at a bus stop.the wait should have only been thirty minutes.i was there fifty.the woman next to me (the only other person at the stop) started talking about the p...
Posted by Lawn on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:16:00 PST

lapidatipwn3ed

i decided last nite to straighten my filing cabinet (hoping to be reminiscential) and found this journal entry. after reading it, i couldn't believe i used to talk like that, but i gigg...
Posted by Lawn on Thu, 08 May 2008 09:05:00 PST

strangerous liaispwn3d

on march 20th i was walking from the bus stop on 13th east to church.i found a secret stairway that went to where i was headed a few months back, so i decided to find another shortcut.i went...
Posted by Lawn on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:24:00 PST

insanity magnet

yesterday while on the bus, a woman and i caught eyes. she didn't smile or look away.i also didn't look away, but felt that we had been looking at each other for a very long time.her face went from ex...
Posted by Lawn on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 09:29:00 PST

alpwn3d

yesterday i was walking home from where the bus let me off and i decided to go through a wooded area, because i haven't been to a forest for a while. in the thickest part of it i saw a red triang...
Posted by Lawn on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 07:34:00 PST

foliage scabbage

in case you didn't read the bulletin about my latest fall= so when i was riding the bike to the bus stop, i hit a curb with the right side of the front tire and bam, i slide a few feet away from the b...
Posted by Lawn on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:43:00 PST

inhalatiOWN3D

yesterday jessica and i went to the drum circle at liberty park.we arrived two hours before any drums did.we were never hastled by the regulars, the homeless, the hundreds of dogs, or the police.we we...
Posted by Lawn on Mon, 28 May 2007 01:45:00 PST

legpwned

seriously, why do i have such a short temper when in the booth? why can't i just take their ticket without thinking they're a dumbass? why do i have such a problem with credit cards? i have to do some...
Posted by Lawn on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:12:00 PST

collectiOWN3D

credit cards are the devil to run in the booth because they takes freaking forever and  it's usually for a charge of one dollar. but at the theater, credit cards are the best thing ever. they're...
Posted by Lawn on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:44:00 PST

megapwn3d

why do you continue to imagine what they're thinking? what's on their minds? NOT YOU!! i guess any thought about them paying attention to you would be stopped if you turned around to see zero people l...
Posted by Lawn on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:17:00 PST