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Uncle Jack

And it's Goodnight Irene from me, cunt.

About Me


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I was born Josef Paul Zukauskas. That was the name I gave when I entered the U.S. Navy anyway. In Binghamton, New York. My name at birth has been the source of alot of confusion and it's god damned annoying as hell; it's been given incorrectly in boxing record books and elsewhere as John Zukauskay, John Coccoskey, and Joseph Paul Cukoschay, but it's Zukauskas. My parents were Lithuanian immigrants; my father was a mechanic by occupation. I attended school until the eighth grade, when a family financial crisis forced me to get a fucking job man. You should too. I worked in a god damnmed shoe factory and as a construction worker, glassblower, and a god damned railroad brakeman before I joined the U.S. Navy.School of Life baby. Believe it or I will knock you out, and you'll believe it then. Unless your a lady. I dont hit ladies. If you are a lady, call me.You know, a well established boxing axiom dictates that a fighter must be in total control of his emotions to be successful within the game. This is a flaw that prevented many men from attaining greatness in the ring. Perhaps none was more affected than me. Sniff. Want some? I can still dance a little. Can you handle this thing that I got? Cuz I got something broad.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hot broads and pieces that might need a little old-time lovin' and attention and good time. I can lap it up like Bingo the Dog ladies.Also Old Timers and pugilists, gym goers and other muscle to swap Stories of Glories. Plus of course that cunt Dempsey again. One more round Jack, all I need.

Music:

"Ole Blue Eyes" Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Sam Giancana, Bing Crosby, Matt Monro, Tony Bennett, Lenny Bennett, Laura Bennett, Danny Kaye and Nigel Spackman. George C. Scott, George Bush, Michael MacDonald. Ride With The Wind by Benjamin Disraeli and The Israelis. Not really any chicks I can think of, maybe Dolly Parton. what robert johnson song are you?
You are "Travelling Riverside Blues"
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Movies:

Spartacus, Ben Hur, Ben Dover, Mutiny On The Bounty, Ride With The Wind, Lana Turner, Tina Turner, Graham Turner, Bachman Turner Overdrive. Love On The Docks, Fiddler On The Roof, A Farthing For A Big Tool, Jayne Mansfield, Mae West, Ride With The Gone Wind, that British piece with the enormous pink nipples like Thanksgiving platters, Its Your Wonderful Wife, Godfather, Carry On Lapping, Scorched!, A Night In Vienna, A Night In Tunis, A Night In Paris, Springtime In Paris, Springtime In Vienna, Paris and Vienna Do Digby, Tunis and Richie Large; Stop! Camera! Action!, Police! Stop! Action!, Camera Action, Swollen Action, Action Swelling Shots In Slo-Mo, A Very Swollen Action. Action films, Tom Cruise.

Television:

Arthur Daly; America's Next Top Nude Hot Model; Hot Racks Tonite!; Waxed, Oiled and Soiled; Ride With The Wind, The Bold and The Beautiful, Playboy Channel; Push!

Books:

Boxing Monthly, Boxing Weekly, Boxing Times, Boxing News, Yo Pugilist!

Heroes:

"Ole Blue Eyes" Frank Sinatra, Jack Johnson, Ernest Hemingway, John Holmes. All one thing in common baby, but it's the only thing that counts in this world. I got it in stoves.