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About Me

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Get Your Own Voice Player ManageFucking Mcgeough is a fucking dildo. GO here if you agree http://www.petitiononline.com/firemick/petition.html

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My name is go fuck yourself. My favorite thing to do is go fuck yourself. My pet peeve is go fuck yourself. My worst enemy is go fuck yourself. My likes are go fuck yourself. My dislikes are go fuck yourself. My favorite color is go fuck yourself. My best friend is go fuck yourself. My favorite number/month/song/movie/band/book/animal are all go fuck yourself.

My favorite drink is Tequila.
But dont let that fool you, I'm a NICE person. You won't like me though, I guarantee it. The badgering, skull fucking, societal representative in your head will tell you that I'm too abrasive, too loud, too ugly, too explicit. He's probably right, you should listen to him. I dont want to offend your delicate nature. Maybe your delicate nature offends me, but does anyone ever take that into consideration whilst being delicate in my presence? No!

I like to fuck. Is that so terrible? I like to fuck and I like to talk about fucking. I like to talk about fucking and I like to fuck.

I wish barbie liked to fuck. Goddamn prudish bitch. Its that fucking Ken. He ruined her for me. I wish he would ruin me. Maybe I should ruin Ken. That motherfucker has taken so much and given nothing in return. I bet Ken would enjoy skull fucking. All the way to Malibu and back again.

I bet your folks love Malibu.

Dont fuck with me. I dont like it. It offends my delicate nature.

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Read My Result
Take the Test
My score on The are you weird Test :
Wacky
(Congratulations! You scored 64!)
Woah, you are wacky, you have some weird beliefs and attitudes, which may derive from the fact that you are quite shameless.
Link: The are you weird Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating ) My score on The masturbation Test :
You masturbate!
(You scored 63 hornyness!)
Wow you masturbate!! now everyone on the internet that comes to this site will know...... hope ya don't mind!! and keep on twerking with it... w..e that means!
Link: The masturbation Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )
My score on The What type of MAN turns you on Test :
Tough guy
(You scored 55% masculine, 52% athletic, 45% exotic, and 25% refined!)
You love men, you love testosterone and you know it. You like a bad-ass man who knows what he wants. He isn't what you might bring home to mom but I don't think it really matters - he's hot! Someone like.....Vin Diesel. But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test!
Link: The What type of MAN turns you on Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )..'document.getElementById("slutlink").href="http://www.okc upid.com/slut"; this.alt=""' My score on The Girls' Anal Sex Mania Test :
You scored 76 KinkynAss!
The lower the score the less you would be into anal sex. It was just a quick check on it as there were only a few questions. The bigger test is coming up soon :-) If any ladies scored more than a half then they are most welcome do drop me a line at [email protected]
Link: The Girls' Anal Sex Mania Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating ) My score on The how fuckable are you? Test :
" The Punching bag"
(You are 82 fuckable!)
Yeah, you're fuckable. Probably fucked, too. You can be so wild sometimes that you may even be, well, how should I put this nicely, easy. Wild and kinky is good, but you should lean to use it in maderation. Hold out a bit when it comes to having sex with a new person. You don't have to let it all hang out! Sure, people want you, but it's probably because they know they could have you. It's ok to play hard-to-get once and a while. In fact, it makes you even sexier!
Link: The how fuckable are you? Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )This freaks me out a little because it's so dead on. My score on The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test :
the Asserter
(Thanks for taking the test !)
you chose AY - your Enneagram type is EIGHT."I must be strong"Asserters are direct, self-reliant, self-confident, and protective.How to Get Along with MeStand up for yourself... and me.Be confident, strong, and direct.Don't gossip about me or betray my trust.Be vulnerable and share your feelings. See and acknowledge my tender, vulnerable side.Give me space to be alone.Acknowledge the contributions I make, but don't flatter me.I often speak in an assertive way. Don't automatically assume it's a personal attack.When I scream, curse, and stomp around, try to remember that's just the way I am.What I Like About Being a Eightbeing independent and self-reliantbeing able to take charge and meet challenges head onbeing courageous, straightforward, and honestgetting all the enjoyment I can out of lifesupporting, empowering, and protecting those close to meupholding just causesWhat's Hard About Being a Eightoverwhelming people with my bluntness; scaring them away when I don't intend tobeing restless and impatient with others' incompetencesticking my neck out for people and receiving no appreciation for itnever forgetting injuries or injusticesputting too much pressure on myselfgetting high blood pressure when people don't obey the rules or when things don't go rightEights as Children Oftenare independent; have an inner strength and a fighting spiritare sometimes lonersseize control so they won't be controlledfugure out others' weaknessesattack verbally or physically when provokedtake charge in the family because they perceive themselves as the strongest, or grow up in difficult or abusive surroundingsEights as Parentsare often loyal, caring, involved, and devotedare sometimes overprotectivecan be demanding, controlling, and rigid
Link: The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll!
1. How old are you? 18-20
2. What is your sexual orientation? Bisexual
3. Have you ever given somone oral sex? Sure I have
4. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes, of course
5. How many sexual partners have you had? 1-5
6. What is your pubic hair style? Landing strip, a little hair still there
7. What is your choice of underwear style? Boy Shorts
8. Have you ever had anal sex? Yes I have
9. What is your favorite position? Anything that gets me off
10. How often do you masturbate? Once a day
11. Have you ever kissed a girl? Yes, for sure
12. Have you ever had sex with a girl? Yes, I sure have
13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos? Both taken and been in them
14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? Yes, a threesome
15. Have you watched porn? Yes, and I own some of my own
16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area? Nope, I am modest
17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex? Both watched others and been watched
18. Spit or swallow? Facial
19. Have you ever had an orgasm? Of course, all of the time
20. Do you own any sex toys? I have more than I can count
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My Interests

Learning how to fuck Malibu. Contracting sexually transmitted vocabularies. Tasting air. Drinking dirt. Fucking every single Brady Bunch family member, excluding the maid, that bitch is way out of my league. Thinking about doing something.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

The Theme song from the Bible. Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate dum dum dumIts fucking catchy.

Movies:

The Encyclopedia Britanica The Merriam Webster Dictionary 501 Spanish Verbs See Spot Run ( my particular favorite )

Television:

Television is crack. Television makes me bleed. Television helps me be you. Television makes me feel. Television is reality. Television is....on.

Books:

Can you read? Can I?

Heroes:

Chief Dan George Mahatma Ghandi Rosa Parks Martin Luther King Jr. Anne Frank
My score on The Can You Take A Cock Test :
Huge ability
(You scored 68 cock taking!)
Wow you sure can take cock
Link: The Can You Take A Cock Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )
My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
the Idiot Savant
((38% dark, 69% spontaneous, 42% vulgar))
your humor style:VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHTYou like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy KimmelThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating ) My score on The What's Your Signature Weapon Test :
Staff
(You preferred a weapon with 23% power over speed and 29% range over melee.)
You use a Staff. Length is up to you-- perhaps you use a quarterstaff, a Jo, or a pair of Escrima, but you favor the intense speed and impressive versatility of a simple wooden stick. Effective staff fighters are effective at fighting many opponents at once, even ones armed with swords. Your opponents will rue the day they underestimated the potency of your weapon.
Link: The What's Your Signature Weapon Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )
How evil are you? My score on The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test :
Cookie Monster
(You scored 37% Organization, 46% abstract, and 59% extroverted!)
This test measured 3 variables. First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean. Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type. Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert. By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more about herself. You are more sloppy, both concrete and abstract, and about equally introverted and extroverted.Here is why are you Cookie Monster. You are both sloppy. You might not always know where everything you need is. Perhaps you don't even care. Hopefully you don't shovel food into your mouth at least. You both are partially concrete and abstract thinkers. Cookie Monster knows what he wants (cookies!) and he consistently works toward that goal. However he comes up with imaginative and unusual strategies in pursuit of that goal. You have a good balance in your life. You know when to be logical at times, but you also aren't afraid to explore your dreams and desires... within limits of course. You are both somewhat introverted. Cookie Monster might not have the most sophisticated syntax, but he does have some friends. He is close with Ernie. You probably like to have some time to yourself, but you do like spending time with your friends, and you aren't scared of social situations.The other possible characters are Oscar the Grouch Big Bird Snuffleupagus Ernie Elmo Kermit the Frog Grover The Count Guy Smiley BertIf you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also if you want to tell me your favorite Sesame Street character, I can total them up and post them here. Perhaps your choice will win!
Link: The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )

My Blog

School, sort of

Ok, so...I'm in this strange state of life right now where I'm completely rethinking all of my goals and ambitions. I've spent years working towards getting where I am now. I finished stupid upgrading...
Posted by VannaBanana on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 07:52:00 PST

Women!

What is the matter with the women of this world? Anyone that says men are the competetive race are seriously mislead. You ever notice that most women just cannot be nice to one another when men a...
Posted by VannaBanana on Thu, 11 May 2006 11:15:00 PST

Where did it go?

Its weird, how life is full of trickery. I remember truly believing at ten years old that the days were long just to torture me. While other girls my age dreamt about boys, and what theyd be when they...
Posted by VannaBanana on Thu, 11 May 2006 04:59:00 PST