Side Step Fate

WARNING: May contain "blue" language and "green" smoke. Best Viewed On A Mac.First of all, we recommend the above slideshow at about 1/4 of its maximum speed. I think its funny.Welcome friends and strangers to our page. So...the SSF bio. Well, you will immediately see that we enjoy to laugh at ourselves (but at other people more, of course) and our songs and art reflect that. The diverse subject matter of the songs are based off a bit of a crazy lifestyle and also the well woven friendship between the band members since childhood. How we attract all this madness we may never know.Did the cable guy really hit on one of our girlfriend's? Yes. Did it maybe even go further than that? Yes, unfortunately. Do we actually know someone that is allergic to sex? Well, we still don't know these things for sure. We would never encourage that punching an alligator in the face is the correct thing to do...in any situation. But if you dig deeper within the song you'll see the actual subject matter promotes excessive t.v. as a waste of time. And quite possibly all t.v. Although CBC still has some gems every now and then...Mosquito Cam? Are you for real? That was a good one.Now make sure you go and eat your white toast. Cause my Grandpa ate white toast and he could out work all ya all. Its a true story...we heard a guy say it to us once. We proceeded to order brown toast.All the lyrics to the songs are posted so you can check them out. I think it is the best way to listen to music anyways. As for 30 Day Warranty...don't expect one from us. If we somehow trick you into buying one of our CDs then that is the end of the transaction. You'll get a receipt. You can bet on that much my friend.Man are we funny guys. Anyways...So we just finished recording our second CD and it was a blast. We have a studio set up that enables us to record our own CDs which, trust me, makes it a lot more fun. It also enables us to put out ridiculous side projects such as Fli Whyte and Salt of the Universe. Check them out in our top friends...although Fli Whyte is not always up there. Might have to check under "F" for that one. We aren't exactly proud of trying to bring back the whole 80s white rap disaster/thing.Drop a line, take some time. Add a Friend, we be them. Comment then, add the blog. Blah, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah. See how we do it?So please stop by again and again. We appreciate your time. (any Arrested Development fans out there??) Anyways...I do recommend checking out the artwork in our pictures section. It is as unique as the music we create and is done by a close friend of the band, Dean Alix. Really cool stuff. And more great pics on the way. Until then take it easy.Peace always...SSFCD002 Commercial Suicide - 2007CD001 November - 2006