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Howard

none more fascinating than me.

About Me

Kickin' ass 24/7....

My Interests

Boston. Montreal. Rabbits. Delicious beer. Fried seafood. Any other kind of seafood. Dim sum. Habanero peppers. Music. Long walks, New England, road trips, pretentious minimalist art, pretentious other kinds of art, noise cassettes, new wave records, boring drones, dumplings and thier ilk (kreplach, ravioli, etc), film noir, Bogart and Bacall, noodles, flipping through other people's record or book collections, American regional cuisine, collard greens, grits (w lots of butter and black pepper), Sunday morning political talk shows... What I guess I'm trying to say is, I am fascinating and unique. Got it?

I'd like to meet:

Maria Bamford.

Music:

The Fall, P16.D4, Birchville Cat Motel, Fela Kuti, Heathen Shame, Major Stars, Overhang Party, Small Cruel Party, Steely Dan, Kousokouya, nmperign, Wolf Eyes, The Wolfgang Press, The Soft Boys, Seht, Magazine, G*Park, Talking Heads, Mission of Burma, Nerve Net Noise, The Smiths, Cabaret Voltaire, The Fall (again), Billy Joel, Incapacitants, Pumice, CCCC, Smersh, The Cherry Point, Kapotte Muziek, Failing Lights...

Movies:

Duck Soup, Fast Cheap and Out of Control, The Big Sleep, Aguirre: the Wrath of God.

Television:

Looney Tunes, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Brass Eye, The League of Gentlemen, Arrested Development, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, The Colbert Report, the Daily Show, Saul of the Mole Men, Rocky & Bullwinkle, Meet the Press, Dirty Jobs, cartoons etc.

Books:

I've got 'em.

Heroes:

No thank you.

My Blog

The BSC - 3 Nights in Philadelphia! 9/13 - 15

http://www.bowerbird.org/upcoming.phpphoneme Philadelphia LIVEARTS co-presents:  PHONEME featuring The BSC PHONEME is a three-day series of concerts exhibiting some of the world's most innovati...
Posted by Howard on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:39:00 PST

Stelzer-de Waard-Meelkop-Ielasi CD!

If the title didn't tip you off enough (you poor thing), there will sooooon be a new CD out by the power quartet of Frans De Waard, Roel Meelkop, Giuseppe Ielasi, and myself on the fine PORT label, ou...
Posted by Howard on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:40:00 PST

Just how fascinating am I? Find out now!

Hi folks - Some record news...out now: John Hegre & Howard Stelzer - The Boring Leading the Bored CDr (Humbug, Norway) Live and studio collaboration by me and John (of Jazzkammer), recorded over a wee...
Posted by Howard on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:02:00 PST