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w.h.o.r.e.g.a.n.i.c.

because no one can eat that much rice

About Me

two words: mushroom pornography.

I listen to Smithers-Jones every day on my way to work and mock myself.

likes: scrabble.
dislikes: scrapple.

1. I don't believe in Florida
2. Without statistics I am nothing
3. I don't believe in statistics

My Interests

don't drink or drive! avoiding proper noun use when possible, handymen (it's always handymen, isn't it?), not making babies, falsifying thought experimental data, marriages of convenience, not forgiving janet reno, all things effable, context, dirty hair, the buddy system, so many hats, so little time...

I'd like to meet:

people who believe a good fleece is hard to find, enemies of freedom and democracy, purveyors of fine hummous and/or corn, alter egos (rappers preferred), richard stallman's hairdresser and/or make-up artist, people who are wrong for the right reasons, people who shoot people who shoot the messenger, the fault-tolerant to a fault, people to freestyle with kosherdilz on im (mf doom, where are you?)

Music:

dear mr. bush, there are over 500 words for shit and only one word for music. fuck you, out hud

Movies:

Once I saw Labyrinth I swore off movies because I figured the rest of them would just be disappointments.

Television:

soon to appear on Fox: Who Wants to Give a Horse a Blowjob?

Books:

straw dogs, borges, http://www.non-prophets.com/non-prophecy/013001.html

Heroes:

{John, Sherlock, Oliver Wendell} Holmes (in no particular order)