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HFFV

Como estan bitches?

About Me

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My Interests

Lottie Hottie...the civil union is ON!CoqmacdaddyClochards, Roadtrips, The LadyPit, The infamous "CRAWL"Rollerskating, Karaoke (esp with Fort Knox),Running, PARTIAL nudie runs with ER-RI-CA Netball, Smoking, ET has the hottest cigarette and her hair is less damaged than usual Irritating people (closely followed by making people (Olly) ridiculously self-conscious), Wine (especially whilst sucking it from a teat) Whining, Wasting, Vicariously living through ET and Beatrix, Bull Terriers, Trouble making, Bitter End Crew Int Bed ins, Sleep overs, Fantasising about standing up to people, Making Mere and Erica slow dance with me whilst singing in my ear...sweeeeeeeeet sweet candy, getting all EMO.

I'd like to meet:

Garages a bite, ClochardsDERELICTEThis mysterious hottie

Music:

Air, Fiona Apple, Sergio Mendes, The Pixies, Outkast, Muse, Beck, The Postal Service, Kaiser Chiefs, Ricky Lee Jones, Missy Elliott, Sly and the Family Stone, Prince, Kylie Minogue, Franz Ferdinand, The Beatles, Erikah Badu, Earth, Wind & Fire, The Beastie Boys, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Kings of Leon, The White Stripes, Al Green, Sting and the Police, RJD2, Marvin Gaye, Raidohead, Tegan and Sarah, Fleetwood Mac, Jurassic 5, The Roots, Stevie Wonder Blondie, The Dandy Warhols, Roots Manuva, David Bowie, The Bangles, Kim Carnes, Blackalicious, Interpol, Peaches, Johnny Cash, The Killers, The Phoenix Foundation, The Kinks, Pulp, The Smiths, Jill Scott, De la Soul, A Tribe Called Quest, The Flaming Lips, Mamas and the Papas, The Beach Boys, Joan Jett, The Strokes, The Pretenders, Nouvelle Vague, Aretha Franklin...Really getting into hard core happy hut, jungle bivouac, urban gottage, etc...at the moment.

Movies:

The Godfather I and II, The Castle,The Labyrinth, Amelie, Spellbound, The Life Aquatic,Anne-Marie, do all the interns get glocks?Zoolander, American Psycho,Or should I cut her head of with a machete and fuck her skull?The Family Guy Movie, All About my Mother, Best in Show, The Princess Bride, Naploeon Dynamite, Scarface, The Royal Tenanbaums

Television:

Black Books, Family Guy, League of Gentlemen, "Hello Daaaave" Little Britain, The Sopranos, Sex and the City, Trigger Happy TV (but only the skit with the guy with the giant phone "CIAO!")

Books:

L'Amant, The World According to Garp, My Cat Likes to Hide in Boxes, American Psycho, Anything I can read over someone's shoulder...

Heroes:

My Dad - he's cooler than any of you

My Blog

which tribe are you?

Your dominant tribes are Balclutha and Grey LynnA double dose of the Calvinist underpinnings of New Zealand society, people with this tribal profile are often highly principled and unpretentious. Th...
Posted by HFFV on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:15:00 PST

Anyone in need of a new year pick me up...

Hannah --[adjective]:Sexually stunning'How">http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=83">'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at http://www.quizgalaxy.com" style="color: #FF0000;">QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by HFFV on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:17:00 PST

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...

...he waits. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris in it . Chuck Norris divides by zero. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired ...
Posted by HFFV on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:14:00 PST

I have been voted most like Kimmy Gibbler...

...AKA the most annoying "will not FUCK off" in-your-face character from 80s TV...my life is complete. I recently received a text from my bestest girls in Akld stating which 80s sitcom stars each of o...
Posted by HFFV on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:19:00 PST

Loretta's Navigo Metro Induction Course

Posted By:Surprise à l'aubeGet this video and more at MySpace.comnota bene:hannah's brilliant england:"...how the correct method is..."bad teacher......
Posted by HFFV on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:36:00 PST

colombophile

incident one: hannah is minding her own business walking to metro strange scratching noise occurs hannah is hit on head by object object turns out to be a pigeon is the pigeon dead? no, it has fallen ...
Posted by HFFV on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:07:00 PST

Faux Pas Numéro Mille

Soooo...if you ever find yourself in France or one of her DOMs don't go around saying that you are excited...and by that I mean: excité (aroused state) Therefore you can imagine the look on ...
Posted by HFFV on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:08:00 PST

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?

I cried when I cut up the onion ALSO: Q: What's worse than finding a caterpillar on your pizza? A: Rape   Bad Bad Bad   Sorry   I am in a dark place at the moment...
Posted by HFFV on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:59:00 PST

love love me do

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Posted by HFFV on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 03:03:00 PST

but do the chickens have large talons?

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Posted by HFFV on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 04:03:00 PST