I'm Alfy like stuff n things drinking lower case j's unitll you can't remeber who i am! my fav song is "i like the moon" on www.rathergood.com i like to try and skate, like to partake in recreational drugs. can talk cod shite on tap no drugs needed(they just makeit more fun) now i gotta go skin up!!
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***Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and A think about the workers in the brewery and all of A their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ************************************************************
***"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they A wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra ************************************************************
**And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herdas a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same Away, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always Feel smarter after a few beers LETS GET PISHED*****************
Some one after my own heart!**************
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R Realistic
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