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About Me

Retro hippy living back in B-Right-On and studying hard to become a teacher of secondary science. Having loads of fun and grooving on life. My philosophy: don't do to others what you wouldn't to yourself and definitely don't steal my pint that sort of behaviour makes me a little tetchy. If you are clearly insane we would definitely get along...Soup in a basket. As Bruce Lee said "Be like water my friend." Remember brothers and sisters beer is your friend. Beer will never leave you. Beer will always be waiting faithfully for you in the bottle shop. All beer asks is a small financial transaction and to be drunk. I fear clowns, magicians, balloons and those shopping trolleys that old dears drag around with them. My love is for everyone man (apart from the afore mentioned). P.S. Three things would drive me to suicide: 1)If music was made illegal; 2) If I was forced to go to a Lighthouse Family concert; 3) I woke up one morning and decided I love the music of P Diddy, Kanye West and Eminem. P.P.S. Remember....To er is human.....To aaaarrrrr is pirate.
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My Interests

Surfing, skating, music and attending gigs/festivals, countryside walks, hanging out with my friends and people in general, chilling on a beach, writing dark and deeply disturbing poetry, group hangovers-especially the ones where you end up in public.

I'd like to meet:

Friends old and new! Homer Simpson and E.T.

Music:

Radiohead, Flaming lips, Faithless, Interpol, Kaiser Chiefs, REM, Kasabian, The Pixies, Panic Channel, Pearl Jam, The Clash, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Silver Chair, PJ Harvey, Jeff Buckley, The Feeling, Rage Against The Machine, Guns n Roses, Chemical Brothers, Aphex Twin, Janes Addiction, Faith No More, Boards of Canada, Metallica, Motley Crue, Sublime, The Kinks, The Magic Numbers, Scissor Sisters, Green Day, Mercury Rev, The Automatic, Tragic Roundabout, Leonard Cohen, Nick Cave, Nick Drake, The Doors, NWA, The Cure, Sisters Of Mercy, Pulp, Love And Rockets, 10CC, Madness, Adam and the Ants, Sex Pistols, Andy Williams, Neil Young, Dr. Hook, The Mamas and the Papas, Beatles, All About Eve, Happy Mondays, Stone Roses, Ian Brown, Long Pigs, Live, Groove Armada, Basement Jaxx, Captain Beefheart, Manic Street Preachers, Libertines, Babyshambles, Kooks, Pink Floyd, Powder Finger, Simple Minds, Tears For Fears, Spandau Ballet, Duran Duran, The Jam, The Who, ACDC, Johnny Cash, Beach Boys/Brian Wilson, Old school hardcore, Drum n Bass, Techno, Trance, ska, reggae, dub, soul, 60's mod, motown, classical....and much much more.

Movies:

Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, The Big Lebowski, Donnie Darko, Magnolia, Breakfast club,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Vanilla Sky, Jacob's Ladder, Butterfly Effect, Casablanca, Dr. Zvigago, Empire Strikes Back (Best of the Star Wars movies-No Ewocks). blah blah blah!!!

Television:

Thrown out of window-ROCK AND ROLL YEAH!!!!!!

Books:

Tolkein-Hobbit, Flan O'Brian-The Third Policeman, Roddy Doyle-The Commitments, Steven Hawkin-A Brief History of Time, Bill Bryson-A Short History of Nearly Everything.

Heroes:

My Mother, My late grandfather Robert Henry Cain (Victoria Cross awarded for bravery at Arnhem-1944), John Peel, Joe Strummer, Johnny Cash, Thom Yorke, Syd Barrett, Marie Curie, Albert Einstien and www.rathergod.com

My Blog

Fucked up beats

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Posted by Captin' Greenhenry on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 07:51:00 PST

Sunday Section?

Oh my fucking Jesus Christ on a pogo stick,Did you wake up this morning feeling ill?Someone bloodied and traumatised at your doorstep?Spent half the day in A & E then it's off to the coppers......Dome...
Posted by Captin' Greenhenry on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:07:00 PST

Harsh.....

I have no legs (part 2)..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> These news headlines wash over me, They still have arms, floating offshore, I still have no legs (Mugab...
Posted by Captin' Greenhenry on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:22:00 PST

New rantings

Razorblade We were just like a car crash, A fucking mess and destined to fail, I guess there was comfort there somewhere. Vitriolic vapours (the chairman) Big bullies take on protesters in tank...
Posted by Captin' Greenhenry on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:34:00 PST

Come get me George Bush you fucking retard! (Black bags and orange jump suits).

I seek answers in particles-God did it? I form equations based on observations-God did it? I don’t go to church to find my truth (but)-God did it? I don’t send troops to the far East (but)...
Posted by Captin' Greenhenry on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:34:00 PST

The October Diaries 2

Red I paid the organ grinder for his advice, I should have paid the monkey instead. I got caught up in some kind of loop hole, I should have slipped so neatly through. I got hooked up on the edges-tor...
Posted by Captin' Greenhenry on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 05:37:00 PST

Grounded

Dead boys in swimming pool..........orwight? Bhuddist monks (soon to be) cut to ribbons-Junta Missing children gone in the blink of a tappas meal Bombs more bombs on Iraq Stupid people driving too fas...
Posted by Captin' Greenhenry on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:02:00 PST

Why don't Yanks get Irony?

This is not a leading or hypothetical question. I want to know what it is with those across the pond and their strange sense (or lack of) humour.I only say this because on the bus from Worthing to wor...
Posted by Captin' Greenhenry on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 08:07:00 PST

Increase the peace in the Middle East.

..> OK so we have sectarian trouble out in Gazza and The West Bank (nothing new there I here you say).But here is Greenhenry's master plan to chill out all those war mongering crackers around the ...
Posted by Captin' Greenhenry on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 06:18:00 PST

Smoke Bush not Afganistan

All right mate? You at the G8? And what have we achieved? Lets feed the Ethiopians? Hide the bullshit up our sleeves? I promise not to drive my V8? And not to leave the kids in a state? But the future...
Posted by Captin' Greenhenry on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:42:00 PST