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patschwerk girl

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About Me

WHY CAN'T I HAVE A BATH FULLY CLOTHED AND THEN COOK PANCAKES (lemon +sugar) NAKED? WHY DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION HERE? CAN'T WE TAKE IT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE NEW FOREST AND WATCH THE PONIES WHILST YOU TELL ME THE WITTY ANECDOTE ABOUT THE APPLE AND THE PYJAMA PIRATES PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DAY - I WANT TO KNOW AND I WANT TO KNOW YOU WANT TO TELL ME. TAKE ME TO FUCKING LEGOLAND! CAN WE JUST RIDE OUR BIKES AROUND?

My Interests

My favorite word is SMUTTY. What's yours?

I'd like to meet:

YOU!!!

Music:

electropunknumetal80spoprockprogrockbumshakinfuckmetothisbea tmusikk..................................................... .......................................... queen adreena, moldy peaches, the knife, goldfrapp, hole, yeah yeah yeahs, pixies, the prodigy, lords of acid, NIN, aimmee mann, yan tiersen, daft punk, tv on the radio, bowie, dresden dolls, loadfram, felix laband, felix da housecat, gorillaz, django rheinhardt, bulletproff electric revue, ruby, infected mushroom, muse, johnny cash, 2 many djs, ladytron, ohGr, peaches, placebo, portishead, tool, loadfram, the avalanches, scissor sisters, snake river conspiracy, squirrel nut zippers, the zutons, rev. horton heat, eurythmics, everclear, marilyn manson, hed pe, soulwax, pendulum, smashing pumpkins, lacuna coil

Movies:

anchorman, willy wonker and the chocolate factory, oh brother where art thou, one flew over the cuckoos nest, pirates of the caribBEAN, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the exorcist, 28 days later, labrynth, pulp fiction, eye of the beholder, silence of the lambs, donnie darko, once upon a time in mexico, corpse bride, hannibal, 8 mile, american beauty, american psycho, velvet goldmine, trainspotting, nightmare before christmas, chocolat, interview with the vampire, shawshank redemtion, little nicki, resevoir dogs, of mice and men, hedwig, amelie, moulin rouge, farenheit 9.11, shaun of the dead, shrek, analyse that, fight club, american cousins, stigmata etc etc etc

Television:

i cant help it... im addicted to those really crap programs about how to do up your house and raise your kids... oh god i make myself sick but i love supernanny and the house doctor and all the other drivel thats like it. Oh extreme makeovers are ace!! The fashion channel rocks my world - god bless sky - its just fit girls walking up and down and giving me (yes me - not the camera) dirty looks before they spin on their heels, flash their bum, and wiggle back down the catwalk.... smutty...the dating channel is pretty dam brilliant and dont even get me started on QVC and bid up tv!!! theres nothing on tv thats worth rushing home and away from your buds for.... ever..... ............................................................ ............................................. ps i have never ever ever bought anything from a shopping channel - its the crapness that i love about it.. ............................................................ ............................................ pps but i may have tried to climb in my tv come lingerie hour on fashion tv.. ............................................................ ............................................. xx

Books:

Chuck Palaniuk is a legend... ............................................................ ......................................... UNTIL YOU FIND SOMETHING TO FIGHT FOR, YOULL SETTLE FOR SOMETHING TO FIGHT AGAINST .. Palaniuk .. ............................................................ ......................................... Salmun Rushdie's SATANIC VERSUS was my fav read until SURVIVOR, its a toughy but worth it!!.. ............................................................ .......................................... Alfy bought me trainspotting cos he rocks
Which Trainspotting Character Are You? ............................................................ ............................................ I should really join a library... this whole reading malarky is getting fuckin pricey!!!