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josefa

shit happens

About Me

I'm cute, fun loving and humorous. But don't let that fool you, I can be a real wild cat. I enjoy sports, movies, fine dining, and pretty much anything else. I'm pretty open. I enjoy flirting and dating, and i love to chat.

When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? start then get in.
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? yes
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? no
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? yes
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? yes
How old do you look? 19
How old do you act? 30
Have you recently become a member of anything? yes
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? closed
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? swabber
Have you ever called anyone a slut? yes
Have you ever been called a slut? no
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? no
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? no

My Interests



What is Your perfect Bikini ! pics!

HotDot Bikini
You are HOt Dot Bikini!! So cute!! Polka dots are still in style if they are different colors!

I'd like to meet:

Bill Clinton, john mayer

Music:

night and day, Blondie, fiona apple, Neil Young, liz phair, Sheryl Crow, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, rush, mc chris, pete yorn, Ataris, aesop rock, Save Ferris, Pepper, Bowie, In Flames, Simple Plan, 3 Days Grace, blackalicious

Movies:

braveheart, The Color Purple, peter pan, Blues Brothers, what's eating gilbert grape, comedy, Pirates of the Caribbean, guys and dolls, Young Frankenstein, Labyrinth, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Ace Ventura, John Q, Joy Luck Club, Hotel Rwanda, Friday After Next, Under the Tuscan Sun, Magnolia

Television:

Entourage