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Will

I want to arm wrestle cowboys on the moon!

About Me

I love to write in a variety of mediums (media) about a variety of things- my current projects include a comic book and a radio sketch show.

My Interests

Writing, cinema, self promotion, good food, good conversation, karaoke, football.

I'd like to meet:

*Contributors to the comic * Potential readers who'd like to know more * Any film producers, distributors, comissioners for radio and TV * People willing to give feedback * Someone with a GSOH

Music:

A mixture of Britpop (Franz Ferdinand, Blur, Pulp, Kaiser Chiefs) and 60's (Soul, Beatles, Beach Boys, Elvis, The Kinks etc)

Movies:

Favourite ever is Citizen Kane. People seem to have forgotten this film, which I think is criminal. Haunting, cold, it's as much a tragedy as it is exceptionally well shot.Fave genre is probably comedy, especially given the diversity involved (everything from Withnail And I to Kung Fu Hustle)

Television:

Dip in and out really. Loving Life On Mars at the moment, a bizarre cross between Starsky And Hutch and Back To The Future.Classics- The Simpsons, Sergeant Bilko, Friends, Frasier, Blackadder

Books:

I'm always open to reading new books, the last one I read being Arthur Miller's Focus. I love the Victorian Gothic novels, and King Lear is probably my fave bit of literature.

Heroes:

Orson Welles is definitely up there. Read The Road To Xanadu by Simon Callow to find out why.Generally, I admire anyone with talent who works hard. And in the case of Johnny Depp willfully ignores common sense.

My Blog

Reality TV is fine, so long as there's no reality in it!

                And so Channel 4 are in trouble again for showing someone using the word "n****r". Obviously, this is not a nice wo...
Posted by Will on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:36:00 PST

I'm great at side blocks, not so good on the front

                 I love karate. There I've said it. There is nothing more satisfying than slapping the crap out of pads. Well, sparring but that's still a ...
Posted by Will on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:46:00 PST

Bristol- Great convention, confusing city centre

            Where can I start about Bristol? Probably not on the roads, as they confused not just me, Rach (fine driver) and Ian but also the sat nav. I like to think it'...
Posted by Will on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:40:00 PST

One week to go till Bristol-con!

               HAPPY STAR WARS DAY (May the fourth be with you!)       OK, rubbish joke out of the way, here's a blo...
Posted by Will on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:04:00 PST

My accent is not that posh!

               How dare they? What is this nonsensical bunkum about me having a posh voice? I was educated in Sir John Leman High School, which was not a privat...
Posted by Will on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:58:00 PST

This is the end, my only friend, the end...

               It's weird. I should not being feeling this way but it's true- I'm in mourning for my mobile phone. This beaut has survived the cobbled paths of ...
Posted by Will on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:46:00 PST

Travellin' Dan

                  I was going to write about how I'm gutted the perfect job I had has now gone (Thanks to the shop being ...
Posted by Will on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:45:00 PST

I wish this was an April Fools

               Last night I watched a programme on the Phelps family, aka the most disturbing, insane cult I have ever seen. These peopl...
Posted by Will on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:52:00 PST

Will Turner- Red Belt

                 For Ryu and Ken, read Nigel and Will. Yes, I had my first official grading and I passed, so I am now a red be...
Posted by Will on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:21:00 PST

Who stole Walt Disney?

                   This is the first time someone has stolen from a shop I've worked at.  Was it some dastardly gentleman thief swiping some jewe...
Posted by Will on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:16:00 PST