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The Return of El Loco Cooko

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About Me

apparently i'm pretty stable, for a girl. fuck knows how. i'm sure there are some of you that'll contest it. i swear too much, i'm trying to stop. i really want my own home with a red front door. i don't like horses. i was sick on mark owen in the height of his take that fame. i met jeremy beadle once but it was before i became aware of his minging hand, so sadly missed the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to give it the attention a freak appendage deserves.

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My Interests

have posted it all as a blog, it was getting ridiculous.

I'd like to meet:

nice, considerate people who don't care about looking cool all the time. anyone with a monkey. or a guinea pig. or a pig. or a pygme goat. i guess a farmer then. or a weirdo... type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://flash.picturetrail.com/pflicks/acrobatcube_r.sw f" height="480" width="500" id="acrobatcube" align="middle" ....
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Music:

i like anything that sounds good and quite a lot that sounds bad. i don't care about 'where music comes from' (get over your self) and happen to like sad things like: steps, britney, busted, mariah carey etc. Also like (at the moment): the fratellis, kasabian, lily allen, cypress hill, snoop, dr dre, eminem, early chilli peppers, guns n roses, status quo, queen, cream, led zep, space, jet, flogging molly, ash, blink 182, new found glory, faithless, basement jaxx, atmosphere, audio slave, system of a down, sugababes, willy nelson, offspring, greenday, roni size and reprezent, the knife, gorillaz, lcd soundsystem, libertines, oasis, dirty pretty things, muse, kt tunstall, mc fly, will young, girls aloud, the beatles, the shadows, the beach boys, tom jones, me first and the gimme gimmes, the dan band, leonard cohen, tenacious d, velvet revolver, foo fighters, dusty springfield, nancy sinatra, leftfield, groove armada, michael jackson, t-rex, alice cooper, the scorpions, eurythmics, madness, the village people, a nice bit of jazz, a really good choir, ludacris, kelis, daft punk, NOFX, david gray, manu chao, mano negra, the gypsy kings, hard-fi, jimmy eat world, don mclean, the backstreet boys, aretha franklin, steve harley and the cockney rebels, the stranglers, paul weller, ian brown, beegees, dashboard confessional, abba, the thrills, the coral, white stripes, andy c, dreadzone, dizzee rascal, elton john, wham, cj bolland, chemical brothers, courtney pine, bela fleck, ELO, mr scruff, jamiroquai, counting crows, lionel richie, kings of leon, radiohead, dolly parton, metallica, diagble planets, black eyed peas, outkast, kaiser chiefs, ocean colour scene, razorlight, enya, the cranberries, elvis, sheryl crow, jefferson airplane, christina aguilera, rage against the machine, the sunshine underground...

Movies:

the rock, 10 things i hate about you, anchorman, the batman legacy, natural born killers, amelie, the corpse bride, fear and loathing, pirates of the carribean, all the x mens, back to the future trilogy, the kill bills, ghost in the shell, blood:the last vampire, three kings, the assassin, you've got mail, never been kissed, indiana jones, devils advocate, the rocky horror picture show, silenxce of the lambs, hannibal, strictly ballroom, moulin rouge, the patriot, lethal weapon, bad boys, beverley hills cop, my best friend's a vampire, the shipping news, the wedding singer, zoolander, secrets, akira, spirited away, the mighty ducks...anything a bit crappy really.

Television:

ray mears's bush craft, top gear, scrubs, grand designs, reno 911, booze britain, red dwarf, star trek (only the next generation), how clean is your house?, six feet under, alan partridge, curb your enthusiasm, DIY SOS, extreme makeover, big brother, jeremy kyle, most haunted, extreme rodeo mash-ups, x-factor auditions, never ind the buzzcocks...

Books:

this week i will be mostly reading: How To Get Some Head in Advertising

Heroes:

i'm my own fucking hero. behold my spangly panties and my secret underground lair...woe betide anyone who doth not believe in the supreme power of The Cook and her sidekick, Tommy the manky badger.

My Blog

why oh why?

It always happens. You're getting over someone (slowly, but steadily), then they decide to contact you and everything gets thrown up in the air again. is this a law of the universe? and the worst thin...
Posted by el loco cooko on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:57:00 PST

the shape of things to come

It's official. I am an old cat lady. I love my cat more than people and i carry it around like a baby. I talk to it. I give it treats and smile indulgently when it scratches the shit out of the furnit...
Posted by el loco cooko on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:04:00 PST

grave of the fireflies

anyone seen this movie? a studio ghibli production. the single most depressing thing i have seen in my entire life. no exaggeration whatsoever. i have taken something of a freakish pride in the fact t...
Posted by el loco cooko on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 01:14:00 PST

things i like

Things i like...watching films, cooking yummy things, eating yummy things, smoking weed, smoking weed in bed, being outside and at one with nature, rambling, fishing, drawing weird things, collecting ...
Posted by el loco cooko on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 03:33:00 PST

only the best card game in the world ever!

SPEED Two stacks of cards then you flip them over into the middle and them you try to lay down all of the cards in your stack.......uhm I just re-read that and it sounded a little crazy.......second t...
Posted by el loco cooko on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:02:00 PST

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Posted by el loco cooko on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:44:00 PST

ignore me til february...

My head's all over the place at the moment. Please bear with me.   To the people i have been flaking out on in recent weeks...i'm sorry. This isn't really something i have much control over at th...
Posted by el loco cooko on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:39:00 PST