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Killer Queen

Dynamite with a laser beam... guaranteed to blow your mind!

About Me

"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." - Sam Brown I appreciate elaborate insults. I love witty comebacks. I like inside jokes. I'm impatient, impulsive, intelligent, and intuitive. I over-analyze everything. I say what I'm thinking. I get either mad or sad easily and get over either very quickly. I apologize a lot. Drinking water makes me nauseous. I hate being lied to. I have a good memory. I associate songs with memories. I like to be nice. I hate being wrong. I want to know everything. If I don't know something, it bugs me until I do. I cut my own hair. I like to cry sometimes. I take really hot showers. I always try to figure out what people are thinking. I have long toes. I'm clever. I like to figure stuff out. I like the show Scrubs entirely too much. My affinity isn't justified. I like to like things because I like them. Reasons scare me. I know that logic is the the most underrated virtuosity. I think feet are gross. I appreciate a good mess. I like to be part of a cute couple in public. I hate mind games. I love word games. I'm motivated but lazy. I have an over-active conscience. My imagination is also very active. I am definitely not. I hate exercise. I sweat easily. I am only truly comfortable at 74 degrees. Or below. I think love and lust are two separate things, but compliment each other perfectly. I like to get completely smashed. I can sit for hours and just think about stuff. I appreciate people. I like to be alone. I like to re-discover things. I procrastinate all the time. I'll add more to this later. "There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My Interests

sleeping, booze, cheese, TShirtHell, all-nighters, nets, IKEA, balogna, art, thunder storms, crappy dancing, Guiness, my computer(s), tuna salad, gravy, Photoshop, cookie dough, Wal-Mart, pudding, theories, Coke Zero, pillow wrestling, meatloaf, movies, cobbler, laser shows, doing nothing but eating...

I'd like to meet:


Everyone, except you.
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Music:

Everything imaginable, from The Beatles to Propagandhi to Willie Nelson...

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Usual Suspects, Boondock Saints, Super Troopers, The Princess Bride, Office Space, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Bruce Almighty, The Butterfly Effect, A Life Less Ordinary, Soylent Green, Tank Girl, Formula 51, Drop Dead Fred, 28 Days Later, Resident Evil, The Rock, V for Vendetta, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Trainspotting, Fantasia, Se7en, Identity, The Big Lebowski, The Truman Show, The Bridges of Madison County, Legend, The NeverEnding Story, Leon: The Professional...

Television:

Scrubs, House MD, Criminal Minds, Desperate Housewives, Arrested Development, CSI, Law & Order, MythBusters, Dirty Jobs, Modern Marvels, Forensic Files, Autopsy, Real Sex, Whose Line is it Anyway, 30 Days, The Daily Show, X-Men, Get Smart, The A-Team, Knight Rider...

Books:

The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Ishmael, Green Eggs and Ham, Ender's Game, The Merck Manual, Farenheit 451, The Giving Tree, A Brief History of Time, The Eleventh Hour, A Clockwork Orange, Buzzed, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest...

Heroes:

George Carlin, Bob Ross, Grissom, and The Teeny Little Super Guy