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davE

Enter through the Landsnothine

About Me

Everything about my past, present and future has been conveniently labeled by this personality quiz. I will never have to struggle with my identity again. Thank you, Disney.
You Are Ariel!

Headstrong and fiesty. You have a mind of your own that's full of romantic dreams about the world around you. Exploring exotic places is your ultimate dream, and although you can be a little naive you'll realize that there is something to be gained from your family's wisdom

My Interests

Monsters, Mayhem, regular ham.

I'd like to meet:

Emilie Call me. I have your innocence.

Music:

Seal is London born of Nigerian parents. He's been reaching millions of people with his consciousness and his music for much of his life - selling tens of millions of albums worldwide and winning three Grammies. It's not only music that speaks through this man's songs, but the full spectrum of thoughts, feelings and emotions common to the human condition. To hear Seal is to have an experience, for he is a human being - truly being human. This is instantly obvious to everyone who meets him. His relationship with Guru Singh goes back many years, and as they often admit, "We've been brothers for lifetimes". Seal's attitude towards life, love, consciousness and the world creates his compelling and unmistakable voice, the sound found only in Seal...and Manowar

Movies:

I'm no friend to these false dreams captured on film. Give me a good reality check, the most potent of tragedies. Man can keep his pretentious Hollywood and the dazzling effects of her dark devil's lies... ... Though "Anaconda 2: The hunt for the Blood Orchid" is the greatest movie ever made. EVER.

Television:

Color Bars. Snow. Static. The off button.

Books:

Quo Vadis, Mr. Popper's Penguins, The Brothers Karamazov, Ender's Game, Slaughterhouse Five, The Master and Margaritta, Girlfriend in a Coma, The Watchmen, James and the Giant Peach. The Outsiders, The Book of Revelations, The book of Luke. Victor Hugo. The House of Leaves, Gaiman. Moore. Ellis. Bendis. Ennis. Giffen. Vaughn. Millar. Voltare. Dante. Ramona Quimby, Age 8. HAHA! Screwtape letters, To Kill A Mocking Bird, Siddartha, "Garfield takes the cake" Peanuts. The Far Side. Bill Watterson. Mary Shelly's Frankenstein. Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress.

Heroes:

Jesus. J.R. Bob Dobbs. Abraham Lincoln. Frankenstein. The Tyrannosaurs Rex. Godzilla. Mario Mario. Rudy.

My Blog

Juno?!?!?

This is not important, but why is Juno impressive? Don't get me wrong, I went and saw it on Christmas day because I thought the trailer looked good and because AVP2 didn't seem Christmasy. (By the by,...
Posted by davE on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:18:00 PST

Reisers Rise

Many people have perversions that they're ashamed of,  dirty little (big) secrets that we try to keep locked in our dusty closests. "That time when I was 20," "That time when I was 10"  "I m...
Posted by davE on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:34:00 PST

Welcome to Here

Ah, pizza delivery&you alone have opened the doors to so many adventures. Early this year, I took a new position hustling pizzas across town for a local Atlanta pizza company. For anyone who has a rel...
Posted by davE on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:35:00 PST

telly

I unplugged the television several months ago because I felt that it would only distract me from the undertakings I'm currently invested in (burying those marmosats that didn't survive the trip back o...
Posted by davE on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 09:55:00 PST

I have literally blogged myself.

I'm so sick of you nerds who correct me for using the word "literally" the wrong way. I SAY IT'S TIME FOR REVOLT! We've been literally using literally the wrong way for years. Sure, it ain't "ain't" b...
Posted by davE on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:28:00 PST

Moral Sunday

So, a few years ago, I rushed from late-evening church to make it to work as a pizza delivery driver in my 1986 Volvo. My 1986 Volvo had a penchant for begging me to kill it only to have me shell out ...
Posted by davE on Mon, 22 May 2006 03:09:00 PST

a man...

When I was a janitor at Kell, many years ago, I would randomly wander around the empty halls of the night-time school building and ponder the choices I had made in my life. Occasionally, I would stop...
Posted by davE on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 01:19:00 PST

parka full of penguins.

Last night I dreamt that I was made to run a 300 meter race as part of a right of passage being forced upon me in some post-American, post-technology world where the part of the states where i was d...
Posted by davE on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 11:31:00 PST

Dark Jargon of the image-minded unfulfilled quasi-intellectual

Is advertising the necessarry evil of existence these days? Forget the quality substance of yore which I can only imagine and don't really know if it ever existed. It's supposedly this false vision ...
Posted by davE on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 04:49:00 PST

my newest blog

Today was a melloncolly day. I drempt of sweet sapphires and gazed at the setting sun in my waking hours after a long morning nap. I drank instant coffee and ate peanut butter and marmalade sandwich...
Posted by davE on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 03:04:00 PST