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Bill Waters

Who wants to knife-fight me in the audience?!

About Me

I live under a bridge and eat those who try to cross.

My Interests

Drowning Kittens, Invading small countries, ruining Harry Potter Plot points, Eating with my mouth open, double parking in handicap spots, beating up the homeless,saying,"it's not the heat, it's the humidity!", finding pure innocence in the world and crushing it, tying blondes to railroad tracks, destroying hope, Taking long walks on the beach and Tennis.

I'd like to meet:

Mr. Belvedere, Tony Robbins, Harve Vallechez

Music:

Charles Manson, Paris Hilton, Telly Savalas, William Shatner

Movies:

HOMOEROTICA

Television:

Starting Over, Passions, Saved By the Bell, Jack Van Impe, Bill O'Reilly

Books:

How to meet and Influence People, Men are from Mars Women are from Venus, I'm with the band, Ann Coulter, Battlefield Earth, The Fountainhead, Congo, A Million Little Pieces, Mein Kompf, the Turner Diaries, Catcher in the Rye...Catcher in the Rye...Did I mention Catcher in the Rye?

Heroes:

El Duce, Pol Pot, Ghengis Khan, Khan Noonien Singh, Idi Amin Dada, Vlad Sempish, Napoleon Bonaparte, Vigo(Ghostbusters II), Richard III, Atilla the Hun, Calligula, The Frost Giants, General Disaray, Jim Jones, The First Emperor of China, Xerxes, Stalin, Ivan the Terrible, and (of course) George Walker Bush(duh).