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Murray James

It doesn't matter how much mistletoe you use...

About Me

My name is Murray James, I am a stand-up comic and my favourite food is muesli. There are other foods that I like, but I am yet to organise a ranking.

My Interests

Funny things. Rugby League. Other people and their interests. Muesli. The personification of animals. Not having blisters.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that isn't an idiot.

Music:

I like many different musics. In particulars Electronics and jingly-janglys.

Movies:

I like many different films. In particulars Adaptation and You Got Served.

Television:

I like many different televisions. In particulars The Mighty Boosh and Nathan Barley. Or Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Books:

I like many different books. In particulars One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Le Grand Meaulnes

Heroes:

A real-life musketeer, a real-life swashbuckler, a real-life samurai. Basically anyone who can use a sword. A real-life person who can sport a tattoo without regretting it

My Blog

What I have been doing.

Here is one person's opinion on Newcastle Revue: Thermostaat, a sketch show that I just did at the Edinburgh Festival. Never before have I seen a comedy troupe look quite so ecstatic whilst treading t...
Posted by Murray James on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:41:00 PST

Top 5 Inappropriate Costume Choices at an American Fancy Dress Party

5. George Bush4. Cho Seung-Hui 3. Jesus2. Monica Lewinksi's Skirt1. The World Trade Centre...
Posted by Murray James on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:53:00 PST

Is it worth being alive?

This idiot is Darren Lyn Bousman, an American film director. Apart from owning a pair of prescription sunglasses and having a woman's face growing from his ear, he's just cast Paris Hilton ...
Posted by Murray James on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 06:51:00 PST

Top 5 Politically Incorrect Kids TV shows

5. The Secret World of Alex Spack4. The Rac Coons3. Get Your Own Black2. Big Gook Little Gook1. Mong Kong Phooey...
Posted by Murray James on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:32:00 PST

Top 5 Gary Glitter film remakes

5. Honey I Blew the Kid4. Big Trouble in Little Charlie3. Interview with a Paedophile2. Fiddler on the Mekong1. When Gary Met Xha Lee...
Posted by Murray James on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:21:00 PST