I'd like to meet:
Chris Elliott, check!
Music:
Heino, Weird Al, Benny Hill Theme Song, Alley Cat, Schnitzelbank, Tuvan Throat Singing.
Movies:
Cabin Boy, Bigfoot the Unforgetable Encounter, D.C. Cab, UHF, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Beaver Trilogy...
Television:
Get a Life
Books:
I Want to Tell You by O.J. Simpson
Heroes:
The Greatest American one, of course.