What the fuck? |
So I get on my bike and head to work, get pulled over and get 2 tickets. Then at work I almost cut off my damn pinkie finger, now I'm in a immobilization cast for a month. This blows. Banner day!...
Posted by Silly Bastard on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:21:00 PST |
welcome home sucker |
I love coming home from a wonderful mini-vacation in Chicago to 6 bills and work at 6 am one more 6 and i'm in trouble.
Posted by Silly Bastard on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:41:00 PST |
lottery |
everyone wants to win the lottery right? right. if i win the lottery i'm gunna buy the boatworks and the stores connected to it and pimp it out. marge, cindy and laurie will have jobs for as long as t...
Posted by Silly Bastard on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 01:14:00 PST |
7-11 |
why in the hell would you employ a man that weighs over 400 pounds to work the busy hours in the moring at a 7-11. this morning i figure im runnin a whole 3 min early i can stop and get some taqu...
Posted by Silly Bastard on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 01:34:00 PST |
M-59 |
ever wonder how some people make it through thier day without hurting themselves or someone else just due to thier sheer stupidity. try driving down hall road from across lakeside mall to 94 everyday,...
Posted by Silly Bastard on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 01:25:00 PST |
early mornings |
the problem with getting up at 5am every morning is that your body can't sleep in anymore, i got home at 4 am and slept about 3 hours and now i can't get back to sleep, so last night we played cards a...
Posted by Silly Bastard on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 07:04:00 PST |
work |
my job is somewhat stupid most of the time, then there are days like today that just blow my mind, i have 3 bosses that i see all the time and then like 8 or so more managers, they all act like they k...
Posted by Silly Bastard on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:40:00 PST |
