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I am NOT the George Lucas you're looking for. Probably.

About Me

This is brilliant... But wait...there's more!At last!
First of all, go here, see this if you haven't already, and let me know what you think of it. It was the big winner of last year!!
A short film I'm in, "Pitching Lucas", on Atom Films!
What they say on the official Star Wars site!
What they say on TheForce.net!
And even an .. article about the film--with a link to an audio interview of myself...

Film Threat chimes in!...

And London Free Press! Yeah!...

And now Yahoo gets in on it!...

Pitching Lucas receives 'Audience Favorite' and 'George Lucas Selects' awards!!!!1!22111111!!
Thanks to everyone for all their support! WOOOOO!!! I have to give Gary Wood a special thank you, because if it weren't for him talking me into being in "Saving Star Wars", Shane never would have heard of me. THANKS, GARY!!

I was born in Hayward, California. I went to Southgate Elementary School for kindergarten and first grade. Actually, my first grade classes were in the morning, and I took second grade in the afternoon. They thought me bright or something...The year was 1971. We moved to Indiana that August. The year was 1951. I kid you not. I travelled 20 years back in time, not by DeLorean, but by Greyhound bus. Indiana back in 1971 was still deep in the mindset of the Korean War, and I'm not exaggerating. But, you know, as backwardass as that may sound, it actually had a certain charm to it. I arrived in Indy before it became whatever it is today-- we still had Kresge's and G.C.Murphy's stores downtown. JC Penney was on the Circle. Sears & Roebuck (Roebuck was still in the name!) was a couple blocks away. It still felt like a small town, much to the chagrin of our 'mover and shaker' civic leaders. When I moved here, Indianapolis was the city that my parents had told me stories about, and it was pretty much the same as when they left in the early 50s. We had one skyscraper, a heinous monstrosity of 37 stories. The big thrill was to go to the top of the building and look out the observation deck windows. THEN it was a thrill. NOW I work in that big black box. Indianapolis downtown was a ghost town at night. People went home after work. Downtown wasn't a destination. The 1970s and 80s took care of that, turning from the biggest small town in the world to the Amateur Sports Capital of the World. We sold our souls for sports teams. Yay, Pacers. Rah Colts. I'm not bitter. I just don't like how greed has replaced the other facets of life in Indy. Now, onto the present... I am known to a select few as "Salsa god". If you've had my salsa, you'll understand. That's not bragging, nor is it blasphemy. My Salsapostles will back this up. It is the one skill I learned at IU Bloomington that is legal in all US held territories. Sometimes it may be as hot as a WMD, but that's part of its charm. It makes you appreciate little things like breathing and how well your tear ducts work. I'm not saying mine is the end all of salsa, but it is what I like, and it pleases others. Of course I'll try anyone else's-- duh! It's salsa!
Someone asked me what my favorite time of day is, and I have to say "night", especially summer nights. But I have to take it one step further, because I enjoy staying up all night and watching the night melt into dawn. The world gets nice and surreal at that time of the morning, with the stars fading into the sun's glow. It's one of the best times to ride a bike, for me, anyway, because there is daylight but little traffic. Man, I miss my dawn rides! Now that we have Daylight Savings Time in Indiana, it will make it later, but still, 5 AM is a great time to be out riding. The air is still cool, but the sweet smells of summer are in the air. I'm going to make myself crazy thinking about it, darn it. Hurry up summer!!update: they are expanding daylight savings to starting earlier and ending later in the year. I don't think I'll see the sun rise while riding anymore :( Hobbies
My garage encompasses many of them: scale model and movie prop building, Herbie the Love Bug, bicycling, home maintenance and gardening. I am also into going to sci-fi related conventions, and costuming. I am involved in a couple of groups of people that work together on costuming, each specializing in some aspect whether it be sewing, sculpting, painting, etc. I try to do all of it, but I'm just this side of dangerous with a sewing machine. Let's just say I can put fabric together in a quasi-organized manner at this point. I also have fallen into the realm of appearing in independent films, my first being Saving Star Wars (2004). My second is Open Mic'rs (2006). Both of these are Woodworks Films productions. I also had a role in the short film by Shane Felux (creator of the hugely popular Star Wars:Revelations) See the links above for all the details... Is acting the life for me? I dunno...I've always been a "man behind the curtain" type, but doing the actual acting is a lot of fun. In fact, it just so happens that I'll be reprising my Lucas role in another upcoming fan film, shooting in September. On this film, I've had the opportunity to suggest things for the storyline, so keep an eye out for updates on this one!Weaknesses? Disfunctions? or, what is my Kryptonite?
I have a huge crush on Princess Leia. Not Carrie Fisher, but the character. I didn't realize this until recently, in the last couple of years or so. So, if you're caught by me while you're in a Princess Leia outfit, I may just go after your "buns". :) I am too trusting of people, especially chicks who work my Florence Nightingale Complex for all it's worth, to get what they want out of me. I have the math skills of a struggling high school freshman. I've learned the stuff time and again for classes, but I don't retain it past the end of the semester...I actually *like* White Castles (especially the Double Cheese with Jalapeno type), while sober!...Disco (1975-1981 era)...Ford Mavericks...splurge spending on iTunes...holding onto old junk,(not meaning Ford Mavericks!!!) thinking I'll find a use for it in the future...ice-cold, frosty adult-type libations...scorchin' hot chile peppers...Volkswagen Beetles (pre-Concept One)...did I mention Ford Mavericks?...a girl in Akron named Denise who served Crown Royal at the Quaker Inn hotel bar on Saturday night of FrightVision I...and of course, all the sizzling hot ladies of Zanna-doo! (including Saucey)past & present. Ok, their guys are pretty cool, too, I mean, you know, in 'an appreciating talented musicians sort of way'. Now, if you're curious about George Lucas, here's a GREAT interview with him: Do you want to know more?
Now for some fun stuff.....
Saving Star Wars, the limited edition (ok, my version) poster
Me and the Hutt, chillin'(he was outta Bud)

My Interests


interests? My daughter, and all she does. I like creating things. Being surrounded by creative people. Surfing the net for absolutely NO purpose, and finding new interests. Learning. Practicing my cage fighter skills. Being on one of my bikes. Travel. Adventure. Watching people like Steve Turre play musical instruments, where he plays the trombone as easily as if it were a living part of him. Movies...oh, yes, I like movies. Mainstream, Indie, I'm into movies. I watch them like I drink wine. If I like it, I'll want more. Nobody can convince me it's great if it sits in my mental palate like vinegar. More...much more to be added. Oh, and all the man-made magic that makes up a little movie series called "Star Wars". Perhaps you've heard of it Get this widget!

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet George Lucas. Sure, I'd stammer and say, "Derrr" like anyone else meeting a famous person, but still. Yeah. Lucas. I want to meet him. It's my destiny.
I'd like to meet all the people on my friends list, at some point (except the dead ones, from tribute pages).
I'd like to meet the inventor of bacon, and offer my deepest thanks (again, this person is likely dead, for some hundreds or thousands of years.)
I'd like to meet the inventor of a time machine. I'm still waiting...
If I could go back in time to meet someone famous, I'd have to say Abraham Lincoln. Or for that matter, someone more local, Skiles Test.
Here's Anthony Daniels and I, at DragonCon (Cellphone picture, sorry!) He'd just signed the picture I'm cradling.

Music:

I don't like music that sucks, just because it's popular. I like music performed live, by real musicians. Not machines. Not the "latest sample". SUPPORT LIVE MUSIC! Go see the band with the name that makes you think, "WTF???" AND, If you ever get the chance, go to a Zanna-doo! show. They are the flippin' best!
You want some generalisms of what you might catch me listening to? Beatles. Chicago. Steely Dan. Gimme the Disco, 1975-1980. Big Band. Johnny Cash. Classical (Strauss, Beethoven, Bach, you know... the original "rock stars") I encountered a band called The Pivot Foots here on MySpace-I liked their music so much that I rushed out and ordered their CD. I'll give them a 4 star rating- it's contagious and fun, as well as having lyrics that mean something.
One minute I'll listen to Bob Seger, next tune, Ray Charles. Then Santana. Then Iron Butterfly. Then George Bruns. Neil Diamond...CSN&Y...Frank Zappa...Def Leppard...Van Halen...Adam Ant...Sneak in some Black Eyed Peas and then some TMBG. How about k.d. lang? Maybe even a little Evan Emge (look it up and then buy it on iTunes! He's my nephew!). No, I don't like format radio. I want my rock station to have a "random button" on the programming playlist. Have you listened to Spiraling? New Jersey must be holding them captive, because they need to be touring the rest of the country.I don't dig Pink Floyd. Sorry if that breaks your heart. FM radio has ruined it for me. Diana Ross? No thanks, she ain't so Supreme. Whitney Freakin' Houston? I-yee i-yee iiiiiiiiii haven't ev-ureeureeurrr liiiiked herrrrrrrrrrr...Give me Funkytown, the 7 minute dance-mix, and play it LOUD!! :)And for goshsakes, click on Dennis Coffey's link on my friends list and check out his website! This man's had an amazingly influential career. In fact, he's still hugely influential. Read. Learn. Dig the tunes! Look at Alan Hawkshaw, too. Discover new music every day on myspace-it's fun and educational.

Movies:

Back to talking about movies, eh? Virtually anything that makes it on TCM. The "Classics". Hitchcock. Will Farrell films. Renee Zellweger films. Star Wars. Yes, all of them. Back to the Future. King Kong (1933, 2005) Superman Returns The James Bond films. Bio-pics. Love stories. Film Noir. War movies. Independently made films, ones with great stories and deep-ass levels of meaning, no matter how lousy the technical aspects are. A good story transcends the lamest production.
Movies... yeah, I like movies. EXCEPT KUNG POW! WORST MOVIE EVARRRRRRR!!!!!
I highy recommend visiting Woodworks Films
This is pretty cool, for what it is .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. And, if you're ever in Indianapolis, check out Key Cinemas on South Keystone, right off I-65. Independent films, foreign films, and classic films. Best darn carmel corn around!

Television:

The new Battlestar Galactica series absolutely kicks ass. I mean, are you frakking kiddiing me!!! it's the best damn character driven sci-fi ever to be a series on TV. Uh, aside from the original Star Trek, of course...duh.Anderson Cooper on CNN. He's the world's biggest adrenaline junkie, from hurricanes to combat zones. I can't think of any modern reporter who is as on the level, and maintains a moral humanity when reporting. He's a good guy, and if you've ever read about him, he's had a rough life. But, he is living proof that you can have a lot of bad stuff happen to you and still come out a success. He'd make a great anchor for a network news show. Like (ahem) CBS...sorry Katie! :( This myspace page brought to you by Pepsi-Cola

Books:

I'm going to be a smartass and say, "The Encyclopedia Britannica". It was my way to spend too hot or too cold days as a kid. Thank you Broadway Branch Library!!
I still read as much as I can, but it falls under the form of internet research or actual paper magazines. I've read a couple hundred of the Star Trek novels, but they really don't stick with me as far as greatness. They're kind of like M&M's--while they melt in your brain, but they don't stick to your mind. If I ever feel like deep biting satire that changes from reading to reading, depending on my mood, I'll read Kurt Vonnegut. I like to read books that movies were based on, just to see how badly the moviemakers missed the mark. Of course, this only applies to books written PRIOR to the movies. Forrest Gump is a perfect example of this. If you see the movie, and then read the book, you'll ask yourself WTH???
I guess I inherited my mom's liking of biographies--I enjoy reading about famous people's lives, and how they are as screwed up as anyone else, and seeing how they deal with it. Not necessarily the super famous, but people who are known for something. I couldn't give less of a rat's arse for any current target of the media or paparazzi. "If I were to walk through the ocean of their souls, I'd scarcely get my feet wet." Favorite recent bumper sticker: "I wish my lawn was Emo, so it would cut itself!"Got a favorite book or author? Send me a message and let me know what it is and why. Leave all the afternoon for exercise and recreation, which are as necessary as reading. I will rather say more necessary because health is worth more than learning.
-Thomas Jefferson (American 3rd US President (1801-09). Author of the Declaration of Independence. 1762-1826) If America is the pursuit of happiness, the best way to pursue happiness is to help other people. Because there's nothing else that will make you happier. You can be as rich, and famous, and powerful as you want to be, and it will not bring you happiness.
-George Lucas, film maker
In an interview back in the late ’80s, I was asked what “The Force” is. At the time I said it’s what happens in spite of us, something we can either use or not use. We can fight change, or we can use it: incorporate it into our lives and take full advantage of it.
-George Lucas, film maker(2007 interview)

Heroes:

Firefighters.
Astronauts (and the team that gets them up there)
Explorers in general
Our all-volunteer military.
Good cops
Postal Carriers! I mean, think about the job they do for you!!
People who help others without expectations of rewards.
People who do the right thing, as opposed to the easy thing.
Little kids who grow up "ok" even after bad circumstances.
People who are courteous in rush hour traffic
One specific person? Skiles Test. Yeah, the "House of Blue Lights" guy. Why? Because he lived his life his way, on his terms, and despite all the false stories that surrounded the man, he was a protector of animals and was generous to a fault with people. He was a genius inventor, also. He had a solar-heated outdoor swimming pool that was useable all year long. He built this in the 1930s! He once had a disagreement with the power company and, as a result, built his own power plant on his property. He was a friend to the soldiers at Ft. Harrison during WWII, and a benefactor to the youth of the area. He donated the land for what is now Skiles Test Elementary School, and originally planned for his property to become a Boy Scout camp. After a decade of fighting over the will, it ended up being a "nature park". His home was demolished in 1977, after 13 years of vandals ransacking the place. Dirty bastards (the vandals). They destroyed an irreplaceable piece of history. Having it saved as a park is better than another plot of generic prefabbed tract homes, I suppose.

My Blog

"NEW" Chicago release! Buy it now!

(I stole this from their blog...)Stone Of Sisyphus CHICAGO PUSHES SISYPHUS OVER THE TOP "Lost" Chicago Studio Album Fina...
Posted by The Official Lucasflimflam, UNLtd. page on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 01:32:00 PST

Something to ponder

Today's (June 18th) Gospel reading...Gospel Mt 6:1-6, 16-18 Jesus said to his disciples: "Take care not to perform righteous deeds in order that people may see them; otherwise, you will h...
Posted by The Official Lucasflimflam, UNLtd. page on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:26:00 PST

Dance Off with the Star Wars Stars 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkTQwP2gFxU ...
Posted by The Official Lucasflimflam, UNLtd. page on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:17:00 PST

Fish ponds, solar power, and why my head hurts tonight...

Greetings, Good Reader;Here's the deal. I have a 900 gallon fish pond. Goldfish. Not foo-foo koi or any ornamental fish. Manly goldfish. They do what I want, providing what I want them to do is eat fi...
Posted by The Official Lucasflimflam, UNLtd. page on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:48:00 PST

Dirty Beaches!!!

Group finds 6 million pounds of trash on world's beachesApril 15, 2008 7:23 PM EDTWASHINGTON - The world's beaches and shores are anything but pristine. Volunteers scoured 33,000 miles of shoreline wo...
Posted by The Official Lucasflimflam, UNLtd. page on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:08:00 PST

Discounting the integrity of the Star Wars Saga? Not on my watch!

You know, people say the darnedest things...from trekmovie.com...>>Post 21. Star Trek fans grew up to be scientists and engineers, Star Wars fans ended up working retail.------------------------- My...
Posted by The Official Lucasflimflam, UNLtd. page on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:55:00 PST

No DragonCon 2008 for me...

That pretty much sums it up. NO DragonCon 2008 for me. Too many bills and a general unwillingness to go into debt for another thousand bucks.Post good pix, if you go!
Posted by The Official Lucasflimflam, UNLtd. page on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:20:00 PST

Amazon Strong-Arming Print-On-Demand Publishers

Forwarded from a friend.  I hate this sort of thuggery.Amazon Strong-Arming Print-On-Demand Publishers .. --> Date --> Date: Mar 31, 2008 11:49 AM .. --> Message Body --> ...
Posted by The Official Lucasflimflam, UNLtd. page on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:45:00 PST

Star Trek "fans".... argh!

This is something I posted on www.trekmovie.com regarding a bunch of stupid posts on an article about John Cho, the new Sulu actor in Star Trek 11....  From TrekMovie.Com I'm still wiping off...
Posted by The Official Lucasflimflam, UNLtd. page on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:40:00 PST

Shame on you, Ty! Our kids dont need your "acceptable" amount of lead in their toys

Doll Maker Fights Ill. Recall Over Lead From Associated Press January 22, 2008 9:40 AM EST CHIC...
Posted by The Official Lucasflimflam, UNLtd. page on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:56:00 PST