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Bjorn

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About Me

Hi I am Bjorn, named after a secret Canadian tribe located somewhere on the border with Alaska. Although i am no longer a willing participant of this tribe I do thank my parents for my unique background and the Bjork jokes. I work in the entertainment industry and i fly entirely too much. I like to make people laugh and have considered standup comedy a couple of times but have recently discovered that i am afraid of bright lights (probably due to some repressed childhood memories of police persecution of our secret quasi Canadian quasi Alaskan tribe) so i have abandoned this dream. I love animals and traveling and plan of joinning the Peace Corps in the next couple of years (unless some other repressed memories prevent me from it). In all i am a great person that appreciates a bologna sandwich every once in a while.

My Interests

Rock art, baking, modeling, event planning, interior decorating, karaoke, painting wild ducks, hunting, popsicle stick art, schizophrenics, bunny farm, numerology, sand art, spelling bees, fashion, basket weaving, midget tossing, skiing, figure skating

Music:

Anything with an accompanying banjo symphony

Books:

The Bible, the Dictionary, Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, The sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The Babysitters club, Chicken soup for the teenage soul, Investing for Dummies, Little Women, In cold blood, The complete works of Hans Christian Anderson, Hair fashions: the new metrosexual guide to stylish haircuts, The bhagavad gita

Heroes:

HeMan, Captain Planet, dinosaurs, Cher, Tom & Jerry (of Tom & Jerry ice cream), Tim Burton, Celine Dion's 3rd backup singer from the left, whoever invented post its, my parents, Ben Franklin, the two guys from Myth Busters, Neil Postman, the last pope, trees, Castro, whoever coined the word "hemoglobin", Donald Duck